jhar punya blog.

just a dream.

2011-02-24T00:37:00.000-08:00

i think i have been thinking (maybe feeling?) too much lately. that it comes into my sleep. i thought of pouring it out somewhere. since here is my spot, i'll let it rip here.

i was having my usual afternoon nap. with nothing much to do, yes this is benda wajib at home. but the dream came then.

i was about to part with a friend so close. and would promise to meet up again later, coz we have our own paths n lives to go through first.

weird thing, the dream was so.... dungeon and dragons. had to encounter so many dragons, monster, whatever la. there was also an epidermic breaking out.

one time, this dragon came to me. had to defend the place, confronted it and the dragon blew fireballs. i lost my arm.

u know, like in the movies, youre on your death bed, waiting to die, blood dripping, and i managed to call (dun ask me what mode of communication, i was simply speaking to my friend which was far from me then),

and as blood was sipping, and like a jam pasir, my time was up. was speaking in poetry to my friend, and it was written in my final blood.

shit it was so sad. i cant help it, n i said NO I WILL LIVE TO SEE MY FRIEND AGAIN!

and you know what, nelly said it best.

"I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me.
Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?
Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream."

rindu dan kasih

2010-11-23T10:27:00.000-08:00

hamka dan zamannya. kita dan sekarang.

2010-11-21T04:00:00.000-08:00

hamka.
pada suatu masa dulu, pernah berlaku isu teguran hamka kepada mufti johor pada zaman itu iaitu habib alwi bin tahir al-haddad.

aku rasa ini satu peristiwa yang sangat la mencuit hati. kelakar.

hamka, cuba untuk menegur Habib Alwi bin Thahir Al-Haddad bin Abdullah bin Thaha Abdullah bin Umar bin Alwi bin Muhammad bin Alwi bin Ahmad bin Abu Bakar Abu Thahir Al-Alawi asy-Syarif al-Husein?

bukan salah nak tegur, tapi dari segi nama dan nasab pon awal2 dah kalah.

sepatah kata orang johor:
You're messing with the wrong dude buster.

click on the link and we can discover siapa sebenarnya mufti johor ni.

apakah isu yang ditegur oleh hamka? isu ini.

sejak dulu dari sekarang, it's all about mind games.

selamat menilai dengan akal yang sejahtera.
semoga diberi hidayah.

penjelasan ilmiah dalam perkara aqidah

2010-11-16T22:01:00.000-08:00

first and foremost please be assured that these are not my words. kalam ulama dalam mengupas dan menjelaskan alquran dan hadith.

di sini hanyalah untuk memberikan penjelasan berupa ilmiah.
semoga mendapat pengajaran bersama.

taken from:
http://nahwanz.blogdrive.com/archive/149.html

Hukum Menyambut Perayaan Bukan Islam

Allah swt, di akhir surah al-Furqan, ketika menyebut sifat hamba-hambaNya, berfirman :

Maksudnya : "Dan mereka (yang diredhai oleh Allah itu ialah orang-orang) yang tidak menyaksikan yang palsu, dan apabila mereka bertemu dengan (orang-orang) yang mengerjakan perbuatan-perbuatan yang sia-sia, mereka melaluinya dengan menjaga kehormatan diri (membersihkan diri darinya)." (al-Furqan : 72)

Para ulama Tafsir menakalkan sepertimana yang terdapat di dalam al-Durar al-Manthur demikian juga seperti yang disebut oleh Ibn Kathir di dalam tafsirnya dari sebahagian Tabi'ien seperti Mujahid, al-Dhohak , Ikrimah dan yang lainnya bahawasanya iaitu tidak menyaksikan yang palsu) – itu ialah perayaan-perayaan Kafir dan Musyrikin.

Dr. Safar Bin Abdul Rahman al-Hawali di dalam laman web beliau mendakwa akan sepakatnya semua para fuqaha akan haramnya menghadiri perayaan bukan Islam dan bersama merayakannya. Beliau menyebut salah seorang ulama dari mazhab Malik yang bernama Abu Abdillah Abdul Rahman Bin al-Qasim al-Misri yang menganggap sesiapa yang hanya membeli tembikai sempena dengan perayaan bukan Islam, dia seolah-olah telah membeli seekor babi untuk disembelihkan.

Di sisi ulama mazhab Hanafi pula lebih keras, sehingga ada yang berpendapat kufurnya seseorang yang hanya memberikan hadiah berupa sebiji telur pada hari tahun baru Parsi dalam bentuk memuliakannya.

Jika kita himpunkan kesemua perkataan para ulama, kita akan dapati bahawasanya semua mereka mengharamkan menyambut perayaan bukan Islam termasuklah mazhab Hanafi, Maliki, Syafie dan Hambali, bahkan mazhab al-Zohiri juga.

Al-Lajnah al-Da-imah lil Buhuth al-'Ilmiah wa al-Ifta' ketika ditanya tentang hukum bersama menyambut perayaan bukan Islam menyebut :

"Tidak boleh bagi seorang muslim untuk dia bersama orang-orang kuffar dalam (menyambut) perayaan-perayaan mereka, dan untuk menzahirkan keseronokan dan kegembiraan dalam perayaan mereka, (demikian juga tidak boleh) untuk dia bercuti dari bekerja (untuk menyambut perayaan tersebut) samaada perayaan itu perayaan keduniaan ataupun keagamaan, kerana ini termasuk dalam bertasyabbuh (menyerupai) musuh-musuh Allah yang diharamkan dan termasuk dalam tolong menolong dengan mereka dalam perkara yang batil. Telah thabit dari Nabi saw, sabda baginda : "Sesiapa yang menyerupai sesuatu kaum, maka dia termasuk salah seorang dari mereka." Allah swt pula berfirman : "Dan tolong menolonglah kamu dalam perkara yang baik dan takwa, dan jangan kamu tolong menolong dalam perkara dosa dan permusuhan. Dan bertakwalah kamu kepada Allah seseungguhnya Allah amat keras seksaannya."(al-Maidah : 2)" – Fatwa bil. 2540.

Al-Syeikh Muhammad Bin Soleh al-Munajjid pula apabila ditanya tentang hukum yang sama menjawab :

"Tidak boleh bersama orang-orang kafir menyambut perayaan-perayaan mereka disebabkan perkara-perkara berikut :

1- Ia termasuk dalam al-Tasyabbuh (menyerupai orang kafir). Nabi saw bersabda : "Sesiapa yang menyerupai sesuatu kaum, , maka dia termasuk salah seorang dari mereka." (hadith riwayat Abu Daud) Ini adalah amaran yang serius. Abdullah bin al-'Ash berkata : "Sesiapa yang hidup di atas tanah orang-orang musyrik, lalu menyambut hari Nairuz (perayaan tahun baru) mereka, dan perayaan-perayaan mereka, dan dia telah menyerupai mereka sehingga dia mati, dia akan rugi pada hari kiamat."

2- Bersama di dalam perayaan adalah sebahagian daripada Mawaddah dan Mahabbah kepada mereka. Allah berfirman : "Jangan kamu menjadikan Yahudi dan Nasara itu Auliya'…" dan firmannya lagi : "Wahai orang-orang yang beriman jangan kamu menjadikan musuh-musuh Ku dan musuh-musuh mu sebagai teman-teman setia, kamu sampaikan kepada mereka (berita-berita Muhammad) dengan sebab hubungan baik dan kasih mesra yang ada diantara kamu dengan mereka, sedangkan mereka telah kufur dan engkar terhadap kebenaran yang sampai kepada kamu…" (al-Mumtahinah : 1)

3- Sesungguhnya hari raya adalah perkara agama dan aqidah, ia bukan sekadar adat dunia sepertimana yang disebut di dalam hadith : "Bagi setiap kaum itu ada hari rayanya mereka, dan ini adalah hari raya kita." Hari raya mereka itu melambangkan aqidah mereka yang rosak, syirik dan kufur.

4- (ayat al-Quran – "dan orang-orang yang menyaksikan yang palsu…) telah ditafsirkan oleh para ulama sebagai (menyaksikan) perayaan-perayaan orang-orang musyrik. Tidak boleh memberi kad-kad ucapan perayaan kepada mereka atau menjualnya kepada mereka, atau apa sahaja yang keperluan perayaan mereka seperti lampu-lampu, pokok-pokok (untuk perayaan), makanan-makanan (untuk perayaan), dan selainnya."

Di dalam fatwanya yang lain, apabila ditanya tentang hukum mengucapkan tahniah kepada perayaan kafir beliau menyebut :

"Mengucapkan selamat kepada orang kafir pada hari Krismas atau selainnya dari perayaan keagamaan adalah haram dengan kesepakatan para ulama, sepertimana yang dinakalkan oleh Ibn Qayyim di dalam kitabnya Ahkam Ahl al-Zimmah ketika beliau berkata : "Adapun ucap tahniah/selamat kepada syiar-syiar kuffar secara khusus adalah haram dengan kesepakatan para ulama, seperti mengucapkan selamat kepada perayaan atau puasa mereka dengan mengatakan : "Selemat hari raya kepada kamu" atau "Semoga bergembira dengan perayaan ini" atau seumpamanya. Perkara ini jika selamatpun pengucapnya dari kekufuran, ia tetap termasuk dari perkara-perkara yang haram, ia sama seperti mengucapkan selamat kepada seseorang yang sujud kepada salib, bahkan perbuatan ini adalah lebih besar dosanya di sisi Allah dan lebih besar kemurkaan berbanding mengucapkan tahniah kepada seseorang yang meminum khamar (bir), seorang yang membunuh dan yang berzina dan seumpamanya. Kebanyakan orang yang tidak ada kesedaran agama terjebak dalam perkara ini. Dia tidak sedar betapa buruk amal perbuatannya. Maka sesiapa yang mengucapkan tahniah atau selamat kepada seseorang yang melakukan maksiat, bid'ah atau kekufuran. Maka sesungguhnya dia telah membuka ruang kepada dirinya untuk mendapat kemurkaan dari Allah."

Inilah sebahagian perkataan para ulama yang sempat dimuatkan. Kesemua mereka melarang keras menyambut perayaan bukan Islam. Kerana mustahil perayaan Islam yang dibina atas dasar mentauhidkan Allah, bersih dari kesyirikan dan kebatilan boleh dikongsi dengan perayaan agama lain, dimana kesyirikan dan kebatilan dinyatakan pada hari tersebut. Dr. Yusur al-Qaradhawi yang lebih ringan dalam masaalah ini, yang mana beliau berpendapat boleh seseorang muslim menyampaikan tahniah kepada perayaan Ahli Kitab tetap melarang untuk menyambut sekali perayaan bukan Islam. Beliau menyebut :

"Ini adalah daripada hak-hak bersama, jika seseorang ahli kitab datang dan menyampaikan tahniah dengan perayaan kamu (muslim) dan bersama dalam kesedihan dan musibah yang menimpa kamu dan mengucapkan takziah kepada kamu. Maka apakah pula larangan untuk kamu mengucapkan tahniah dengan perayaan mereka dalam kegembiraan mereka dan mengucapkan takziah dalam musibah yang menimpa mereka ? Allah swt berfirman (maksudnya) : "Apabila kamu dihormati dengan satu penghormatan, maka balaslah penghormatan itu dengan yang lebih baik, atau balaslah dengan yang serupa." (al-Nisa :86) Beliau menyambung dengan mengatakan : "Ini tidak bermakna kita menyambut perayaan itu bersama mereka, adapun ianya hanyalah ucap tahniah semata-mata, ini termasuk dalam berbuat baik dan adil yang datang bersama agama ini (Islam)"

http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-Arabic-Ask_Scholar/FatwaA/FatwaA&cid=1122528601788

Hari raya adalah hari untuk menzahirkan kepercayaan-kepercayaan agama. Apakah mungkin umat Islam yang memiliki aqidah mentauhidkan Allah dapat menyambut perayaan lain yang penuh dengan kesyirikan dan kebatilan? Terbayangkah di fikiran kita, apakah mungkin seseorang mengucapkan tahniah kepada penjenayah bunuh, rogol dan seumpamanya. Jika kita mengatakan tidak, maka Kongsi Raya lebih utama untuk ditidakkan, kerana kongri raya membawa maksud reda dan setuju kepada kepercayaan-kepercayan yang ada dalam sesuatu perayaan tersebut. Apakah masuk akal, seseorang muslim yang mentauhidkan Allah mengucapkah tahniah kepada seorang Budha, Hindu atau Kristian yang sedang menyembah tuhan mereka ? Sesungguhnya Kongsi Raya tidak mendatangkan kebaikan kepada umat Islam melainkan ia menghakis keimanan dan jati diri umat Melayu Muslim. Allah swt berfirman :

Maksudnya : "Jika kamu kufur, sesungguhnya Allah tidak berhajat sesuatu daripada kamu, dan Dia (Allah) tidak redha akan kekufuran hamba-hambanya, dan jika kamu bersyukur nescaya Dia meredhai kamu dengan kesyukuranmu itu." (al-Zumar : 7)

http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-Arabic-Ask_Scholar/FatwaA/FatwaA&cid=1122528601788

http://63.175.194.25/index.php?ln=ara&QR=947

http://63.175.194.25/index.php?search_text_box_dsn4=%C3%DA%ED%C7%CF+%C7%E1%DF%DD%C7%D1&lv=search&formtrans=dgn%3D4%7C&ln=ara&ds=qa&sensitivity=2&searchquestions=1&searchtitles=1&searchanswers=1&searchsources=1&pg=result&offset=0&msubmit=1&submit.x=47&submit.y=4

Penulis berpendapat, perpaduan antara kaum sememangnya tidak akan tergugat dengan hanya tidak mengucapkan selamat kepada perayaan mereka. Penulis pernah menerangkan kepada seorg kawan non muslim suatu ketika dahulu, alhamdulillah beliau boleh menerimanya. Apa yang diperlukan hanyalah penjelasan berhikmah dan lemah lembut, bukan secara keras. ..Apa yang penting adalah penerangan..sudahkah penerangan dibuat? Apakah terlalu sukar untuk menerangkan kepada mereka? Sesungguhnya tidaklah rugi memberi keterangan yang jelas tentang pendirian aqeedah kita, juga tidak merugikan mereka walau sedikit pun sekiranya ucapan selamat itu ditinggalkan. Wallahu'alam~

kamilah AGRO BANKers.

2010-09-07T17:24:00.000-07:00

yesterday was mara's predeparture for the indian bound students. luckily we (me n arep) arrived there at 9.30, just nice to hear the pot pet pot pet session. sampai2 time register with kak jaah, we got to know that we had to bring our passports. which we didnt. =.=
nasib baik kak jaah sporting + sweet. sejuk hati sket.

we also saw people submitting letters to claim their visa. damn, resit visa pon tak bawak. =.="

so time tgh bosan2 dengar talk, we first thought that we're gonna go back home during break, grab the passports and receipts. but then, arep kata:

kalo kita nak gerak, gerak skrg neh. takyah pikir banyak2.

maka pukul 11 pon kami chow dengan pantas. haha. time2 nak chow, we told some of the guys (ciko, amsyi) to tell us if anything comes up.

tgh2 dlm lrt tu, ciko call:

weh korang ktne? ni diorg nak bagi jaket dah. diorg carik mana korg pergi. =.="

dengan cepatnya kami berpikir:

ha cakap kt diorg kitorg takde duit, pergi amek duit nak bayar jaket! kitorg carik bank.

dah dalam kete nak balik umah, remy call:

weh puan ayuslina dah bising2 carik korg. dia kata korg kena ada, nnt tak dpt duit. :S

so arep pon dgn penuh beraninya call pn ayuslina:

ha ktorg tgh carik AGRO BANK . tak jumpa2.

pn ayu: MANA ADA AGRO BANK KT KL NI!

hahahahahahha.

dipendekkan cerita, kitorg sampai just in time for the bank briefing n receiving the money. nicely done.

dalam train kitorg ingat mati la kitorg kena makan ngan pn ayuslina. tgk2 kena bahan2 cmtu je. ok la, takde calar2. muahaha.

ingat mara je bleh buat hal dgn budak2? budak2 pon boleh buat hal jugak pe :P

salam perkenalan penganjuran. kamilah AGRO BANKERS!

ps- sorry kawan2 sbb korg kena dgr pn ayu jerit2. still, im glad korg dpt duit tak lambat sesaat pun. nasib baik bank ade prob sikit. :)

nakal~

2010-08-17T00:33:00.000-07:00

from left: uncle radzif, adam, and Dr. Mahmoud al-Hussaini from Madinah.

kita selalu terdengar pesanan dari ayah ibu mak bapak daddy mommy umi abah dan sebagainya kepada anak-anak mereka:

jangan nakal-nakal tau!

saya tak pasti tarikh dia bila, tapi sewaktu cuti ni saya berpeluang sekali lagi (kali pertama di masjid negeri in sem 1 of kms) untuk berjumpa dengan Syeikh ini.

he's from madinah, berketurunan Nabi belah saidina Hussain, dan menghafaz 40000 hadith. gurunya ialah Syeikh Yassin Fadani, musnid dunia pada zamannya. eventhough dia ulama' yang disegani, he actually is a very funny person and cracks up jokes all the time.

at uncle radzif's house, most of the things that he did was just enjoy the food (nasi mandi, lamb, cheese cake, coffee, barbican pergh terbaik la makan kat rumah uncle radzif).

at the end of the night, dia ajak anak-anak kecik (adam and uncle radzif's son irfan) to come and sit with him like in the picture. so this is the part of which i liked most of the night (besides melahap makan).

dia memberikan pesanan (lebih kurang bunyi dan maksudnya):

dua budak ni nampak nakal. tapi takpe. sewaktu kecik dulu, takda orang di madinah tu yang lebih nakal dari saya.
budak2 nakal ni istimewa, sebab bila besar nanti dia akan sayang mak dia, ayah dia, guru dia, dan keluarga dia lebih daripada orang lain.

not that i'm saying that everybody should be nakal. cuma kita ada persepsi budak2 nakal ni tak elok. i don't think we should confuse ourselves between nakal and jahat coz they're not the same.

:)

i love the way you lie. :P

2010-08-13T15:07:00.000-07:00

serious lawak. whoever is the originator, i like him.

ps/ thanx to lisa :)

the canon

2010-08-04T04:14:00.001-07:00

bukan canon ini yang saya maksudkan.

ini pun bukan canon yang saya maksudkan.

this is the CANON~

jidi (nama pendek arif wajidi) ada tanya buku apa yang menarik untuk kita baca. well aku tak sure la menarik ke tak, tapi bagi rakan2 yang banyak dah nak melangkah ke alam medic, this is the book!

qanun fi al-tibb, karya ibnu sina. sebuah kitab atau ensiklopedia lengkap lagi menyeluruh tentang ilmu perubatan yang dihimpunkan oleh imam ibnu sina.

well i don't know much of the content as well, but maybe u can read the overall here. (from wikipedia)

well i do believe that we should start shifting our perceptions and benchmarks, coz kita semua banyak menyedari bahawa ilmu itu banyak dipelopori oleh orang Islam. sekiranya diambil2 pon, mesti la kita lebih nak percaya orang Islam, apatah lagi orang seperti imam ibnu sina, yang rata2nya beristikharah dahulu dalam menyusun dan menulis kitab.

imam ibnu sina kata: kalau kita dapat memahami kitab dia ini, maka kita akan dapat menguasai keseluruhan ilmu yang perlu diketahui dalam ilmu perubatan.

well, lets find out.

(tapi kitab ni 14 jilid, mahal kot. bila tah nak baca =.=)

takpe azam tu penting.

formspring.

2010-06-19T06:41:00.000-07:00

baru buat. macam cara je.
so ask me anything. :D

http://www.formspring.me/jharothman

md43 :)

2010-04-22T05:39:00.000-07:00

For MD43 :D

Secoret kata, seungkap puisi
Brought up in words, luahan bagi hati,
Espression of appreciation, buat md43.

Saya mulakan dengan Iski,
As smart as he can be,
Rambut kerinting bak cotton candy,
Always there for the needy,
Tak mungkin dilupai!

I move on to Syasya Fickry,
Apakah mungkin tak dikenali,
Gelak ketawa tak terperi,
Sometimes it catches the ear,
But it feels so lively knowing that she is near.

Next up Farhana Bakri,
Budak-budak dah nak masuk uni,
Tak habis-habis dengan Blackberry!
But there wouldn’t be so much sight and sound,
If she was not to be around.

Nurmahani is next in line,
So subtle and so kind,
Tak mungkin luput dari kalbu,
Seorang yang sangat ikhlas membantu.

Siti Nur Hayati,
Asyik-asyik tayang gigi,
I always thought my yappings can rule them all,
Never thought hers can run me up the wall!

As cute a person I’ve ever seen,
Probably because she’s not as tall as she could’ve been,
Tapi dia seorang yang sangat prihatin,
Anyone would be lucky to have you as a friend, Qyna the Gremlin.

Sometimes we would not need eyes to see,
Kita ada telinga untuk mengesan bunyi,
If there’s ever such high frequency,
Hafizah Amadzun pasti di sisi!

A girl named Nurul Asiah,
Mentee of Pn Hasmah,
Lawak dan perilaku saling tak tumpah,
Senyum dan tawanya menjadikan dunia ini cerah.

Samihah che in pelembut hati
Mungkin kerana kesantunan budi
Still whatever the X-factor,
There’s no one as Malay as her!

Nur Amirah Azizan,
Penyeri bagi rakan-rakan,
Even though she rarely speaks up,
Kelas jadi hidup bila dia bercakap.

Though he looks to lack of calcium,
But his cheers mengalahkan satu stadium,
Biar pun Afi ni kecik,
But he is a good friend to seek.

Farah Asyikin,
The ultimate stylo queen,
The class’s celebrity sensation,
Just for her sheer DETERMINATION~

Have you ever seen “I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry”?
Well this “Chuck” is considered lucky,
With a touch of taufiq and “Hidayah” from ILAHI,
Takdalah dia macam dalam movie, kan Syazwan Suhaimi?

A tireless worker around the clock,
A happy go lucky person in her blog,
Another kanak-kanak among the flock,
Together, they make English IOP and fairy tale sungguh syok~!

Nabilah Rashida Jamali,
Because of her we know SNSD,
Even with weekend outings for karaoke,
With 40, 42, 42, what more is there to say?

Biar pun dia tak seharum kasturi,
Nasib baik dia hebat math, physics and chemistry,
Dicampur dengan keimanan yang terpancar dari sanubari,
Deedat yang spastic manakan dicari.

“Sleeping Prince” sounds oh so nice,
Tapi Si Azwan suka minum teh ais,
Mungkin sebab Azwan selalu ke surau,
He surely have learned how to bergurau.

Ahmad Wawan is as big as a whale,
Ahmad Wawan si penakluk katil,
Ahmad Wawan ramai abang,
Mungkin sebab perangai dia yang girang.

Umi Nabihah anak Razalan,
Umi Nabihah suka berjalan-jalan,
Bila shopping dia memang bantai sakan,
Tapi bagusnya dia tak pernah lupa rakan.

Berketerampilan bagai itik putih,
Kuat berusaha tak reti-reti letih,
Atikah Halim bagaikan angin yang bertiup,
Nothing is too big for her to cope.

Mira nazira anak pakcik Izham,
Walaupun dia tampak pendiam,
But the sky is not always blue,
Just wait until she cracks a joke to you.

Last and surely not the least,
The only person of the coastal east,
Though his size might intimidate like a “NATE”,
Tidaklah md43 ceria without Arip being there.

I hope none would be grumpy,
Over the sequence of insan-insani,
I arranged in order of IRP,
Itu saja yang senang dikesani. :P

Seuntai kata untuk dirasa,
Sebait puisi untuk ditelan,
Saat-saat md43 bersama,
Semoga hubungan ini terus berkekalan.

23rd April 2010

hadiah dan sedekah

2010-03-26T03:10:00.000-07:00

somehow, it is a culture of d malays dat ape2 pemberian pon semuanya sedekah. kebanyakannya sedekah. well, this is not true.

sedekah dan hadiah tidak sama sekali. semua ini bergantung kepada niat intentions di hati juga lah.

sedekah ialah pemberian kepada orang, di mana orang itu mengharapkan pemberian itu, mungkin juga sangat memerlukan pemberian itu. pemberian yang bernama sedekah ialah pemberian atas dasar atau perasaan kasihan kepada seseorang.

manakala hadiah ialah pemberian kepada seseorang, tak semestinya orang itu berkehendak atau meminta pemberian tersebut. pemberian atas nama hadiah ialah atas dasar kasih sayang.

sebagaimana hadith Nabi bersabda yang bermaksud: bertukar-tukarlah hadiah sesama kamu kerana itu akan menambahkan kasih sayang antara kamu.

hadiah mempunyai darjat yang lebih tinggi dari sedekah. hal ini dirujuk kepada hadith dlm kitab syamail muhammadiah karya imam termizi, apabila salman al-farisi hendak mengenali Nabi Muhammad. maka dia beri kan makanan kepada Nabi, Nabi tanya apakah ini? dijawabnya sedekah. maka Nabi menolak pemberian itu.
pada esok harinya, salman datang lagi dengan pemberian yang sama, Nabi bertanya apakah ini? dijwbnya hadiah. maka Nabi pun makan.

hal ini kerana Nabi yang mulia tidak boleh direndahkan darjat dengan sedekah. namun Nabi boleh makan hadiah.

mak bapak kita beri sesuatu kepada kita, dan pernah tak mereka kata " SEDEKAH :) " ?

tak, mestilah diorg kata " PRESENT :D"

bukannya nak ungkit

2010-03-06T21:29:00.000-08:00

ini lah masalah masyarakat sekeliling sebenarnya.
kita buat baik kepada orang sebab ikhlas atau sayang atau ambil berat.
tapi bila orang buat MACAM SIAL JE balik kat kita,
ni yang panas menyirap ni.

ni namanya AMIK KESEMPATAN. ish dah lama tak mencarut puas-puas ni.

tak reti ADAB-ADAB BERTERIMA KASIH KE?

pendakwa-pendakwi, baiklah mati.

2010-02-26T22:52:00.000-08:00

we KMS student just had a KUPASan hati (pemantapan akidah n sahsiah).
n to put the story short, i would like to focus onto my thoughts and feelings from the kursus.
i like ust fakhurrazi very much because he teaches what akidah n islam is, so takde la seleweng sgt dr topik.

ceramah satu, brother lim.

well, i dun have much problem with him, until d part he said boleh bagi christian guna perkataan ALLAH untuk bible.

ini merupakan satu kecelaruan yang dia sendiri brought forward. i do not want to say anything about himself, watever lah. malas nak layan. dah biasa sangat dengan muallaf yang jadi pendakwah ni. satu pesen je semua.

my motive of going up in front to the mic is never, never for fame or apa2 lah dunia ni nak offer. i came up because i was told on the matter already, and i knew that was not the truth. bukan perkara haq. dan haq mesti dimenangkan.

berjuang lah orang kata. at least kot2 kalah pon, syahid. kalau menang, alhamdulillah, Tuhan tolong.

yang saya agak peliknya ialah keadaan umat Islam zaman sekarang. ramai yang mengatakan mereka sayang Allah, sayang Nabi, dan seterusnya.
namun, tahukan mereka apakah hakikat kasih dan sayang?

kasih dan sayang merupakan cinta kita yang mendalam kepada seseorang. bagaikan bercinta dengan seseorang (perempuan ataupun lelaki), tidaklah kita akan diam, malah kita akan marah apabila orang menghina, merendah-rendahkan darjat kekasih kita.
pantang orang cerca kekasih kita, silap2 hari kita tumbuk je orang tu. kena hentam balik, belakang cerita. janji kita dah tumbuk orang tu sebab kurang ajar, mencerca orang kita sayangi.

namun, umat zaman sekarang ni, mudah2 je biar orang hinakan ALLAH, sedar tak sedar. Senang2 je kita biar orang kata ALLAH lemah, macam manusia, perlukan rehat, bodoh tak tau hakikat makhluk yang DIA cipta sampai boleh kecewa dengan ciptaanNYA,

DAN KITA BOLEH BERDIAM DIRI tanpa hati kita BERDENYUT DENGAN DEGUPAN MARAH?

i dont know which one is more critical. umat jahil, atau pun umat tak sayang Tuhan. apa2 pon, saya lihat terlalu banyak orang yang mendakwa saja pada masa kini.

cakap boleh la, kata SAYANG ALLAH lebih dari segala2nya.
kalau tidak ada perasaan marah apabila orang menghina merendahkan orang yang kita sayang, maka sedarlah, bahawa sebenarnya kita tidak menyayangi orang itu pada hakikatnya.

and we thought we're mukminiin?

deepest regret of my life. so far.

2010-01-23T17:51:00.000-08:00

well everybody would have things that they regret in their lives. and wished that they could do something to change it.

well, dis post will be about my deepest regret so far. i guess its the hardest thing i have to accept in my life, n i dun think i can get over it until forever.

basketball: ppm 07.

well dis is as far, the biggest regret in my life. never have i felt so down n sad about something in my life.
during that year, i was a f5 and was trying to reach back the days of sas in ppm.
but then, a series of unfortunate events (and also stupid decisions and precautions not taken) cost us the target we craved so much for.

we were on track to gaining what we wanted. preparations, sunburns, aching bodies, everything was great. until a bumbling accident brought our player down. damm.

then during the ppm 07, another event brought another player down. (now dua2 guns dah down, dunno how to shoot people down)

when we eventually lost (dah la 2 points je), i was speechless. had the ball, i was open, ball never came. cudve shot a 3 to win it at the buzzer.

speechless.

then our dreams were shattered to bits.

owh well, have to move on.

row row row your boat. life is but a dream.

2010-01-22T22:31:00.000-08:00

suddenly the song was up in my head, and it caught my attention.
haha.

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

the final syllable is very true.
then i went to wikipedia n found some extended versions :

King Friday XIII's version as shown on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood:

Propel, propel, propel your craft,
Unforcefully down the liquid solution.
Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
Existence is merely an illusion.

Don Music from Sesame Street:

Drive, drive, drive your car,
Gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a treat.

Mr. Bean in Bean variated the lyrics while drunk:

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile,
Don't forget to scream.
Argh!

Lt. George in Blackadder Goes Forth

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Belts off, Trousers down,
Isn't life a scream.
HEY!

an extended version[citation needed]:

Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream

Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
If you see a waterfall
Don't forget to scream

Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the river
If you see a polar bear
Don't forget to shiver

Row, row, row the boat
Gently to the shore
If you see a lion
Don't forget to roar

Row, row, row the boat
Gently in the bath
If you see a spider
Don't forget to laugh

Row, row, row the boat
Gently as can be
Cause if you're not careful
You'll fall into the sea!

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the lake
Don't stand up and rock the boat
That's a big mistake!

Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
Throw your teachers overboard
And listen to them scream!

Rock, rock, rock your boat
Gently to and fro
Watch out, give a shout,
Into the water you go!
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream. (or Underneath the stream.)
Ha! Ha! Fool'd ya all!
I'm a submarine.

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the brook.
If you catch a little fish,
Let it off the hook.
Throw, throw, throw the corpse,
Gently in the grave.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Say goodbye and wave.

nutrional myths

2009-12-15T07:03:00.000-08:00

i was browsing around nba.com then followed up to nbafit. so here's some of the nutritional tips that they had n hey, it rili helps. orang skrg byk sgt terpengaruh wif diets on tv, by celebs n all.
i guess we shud follow the pros, especially athletes n their trainers' advise because its their main business ryte. well hope this helps :D

Nutrition Myths: Part 1
Posted May 20 2009 11:43AM
From Hornets' Strength & Conditioning Coach, Jack Manson

These are a list of Nutrition Myths are very common amongst the athletic population. In addition, these are also phrases that I have heard from NBA athletes.

Eating large amounts of protein is a good source of energy and will help me grow and get bigger

* The function of protein is to repair damaged muscle tissue caused by weight training. Just eating protein is not going to help you build more muscle but the timing of protein will (ex. Before, during, and after a training session)
* If you do not eat carbohydrates (ex. Low carb diet) or skip a meal, your body will burn muscle for energy (ex. Nightime ¡V when sleeping)
* The body can only breakdown about 5-9 grams of protein per hour depending on the type so a large meal (ex 16oz steak) with too much protein will be broken down and converted into FAT Storage

Skipping meals is the most effective way for me to lose weight

This is actually the one of the most dangerous strategies (Stimulants being #1) to lose weight, especially for an athlete. As previously mentioned, skipping meals (ex. Breakfast) can cause the following:

* Slower metabolism
* Higher Body Fat or Less Muscle Mass
* Decrease performance on field
* Decrease Strength
* Increase in Weight (Long-term)

Only drink water during your lifting sessions is the best option to stay hydrated

* You may be ok in regards to hydration but your muscles will not. Did you know that the Stress Hormone Cortisol is elevated during an intense weight training session.
* Just by sipping a 16-20 oz Gatorade during a 60-90 strength training workout can decrease Cortisol by 50% helping you minimize muscle damage and maintain or improve strength
* By consuming a little protein during and after your workout, you increase muscle recovery and increase your ability to improve strength and performance.
* One of the best Recovery Beverages: Chocolate Milk
* EAS Myoplex Light or Original Shakes and bars are very effective stratigies to improve muscle recovery

linangan air mata

2009-12-11T04:07:00.000-08:00

this is a very very sincere and sad poetry, written by Al-imam Abdullah Alawi Al-Haddad. huge, huge difference dengan nasyid2 biasa. its actually a doa, rintihan ketika kesusahan. try to listen, n maybe follow jugak. :)

My Lord’s knowledge has sufficed me
from asking or choosing
For my du’a and my agonising supplication
is a witness to my poverty.

For this secret (reason) I make supplication
in times of ease and times of difficulty
I am a slave whose pride
is in his poverty and obligation.

O my Lord and my King
You know my state.
And what has settled in my heart
of agonies and preoccupations.

Save me with a gentleness
from You, O Lord of Lords.
Oh save me, Most Generous
before I run out of patience (with myself)

My Lord’s knowledge has sufficed me
from asking or choosing

O One who is swift in sending aid
I ask for aid that will arrive to me swiftly
It will defeat all difficulty
and it will bring all that I hope for

O Near One Who answers
and All-Knowing and All-Hearing
I have attained realisation through my incapacity,
my submission and my brokenness

My Lord’s knowledge has sufficed me
from asking or choosing

I am still standing by the door, so please my Lord
have mercy on my standing.
And in the valley of generosity, I am in i’tikaf (solitary retreat)
So, Allah, make my retreat here permanent.

And I’m abiding by good opinion (of You)
For it is my friend and ally.
And it is the one that sits by me and keeps me company
All day and night.

My Lord’s knowledge has sufficed me
from asking or choosing

There is a need in my soul, O Allah
so please fulfil it, O Best of Fulfillers
And comfort my secret and my heart
from its burning and its shrapnel

In pleasure and in happiness
and as long as You are pleased with me
For joy and expansion is my state
and my motto and my cover.

My Lord’s knowledge has sufficed me
from asking or choosing

cakap memang senang. bila dah kena praktikal, baru tau rasanya.

2009-11-29T22:57:00.000-08:00

in my previous posts, i once quoted from Nabi Muhammad (pbuh):
musafir ialah secebis daripada azab

and then my fren dJ asked, wat about the people who love to travel?

well, actually i gave it a thot.
then i got the answers, from past experiences, a source, and a hands on practical.
yang paling sakit is hands on practical, i assure u.

past experiences suggest that travelling memang meletihkan. bawak kereta sana sini, duduk dalam plane or train, smua ini meletihkan.
sapa kata bawak kereta tak letih?
bawak f1 letih kot. smua kene buat fitness training n all. macam sports lain jugak.
sama jugak with normal cars. letih je kene bwk sana sini. campur traffic lagi. orang buat perangai atas jalan lagi. sapa kata x letih?

kita boleh tgk how mak bapak letih after driving balik kampung, smua flat je after driving.
sebab itu byk bas drivers take drugs.
sebab itu hanya orang yang bawak kerete / kapal terbang / kapal laut / kapal apa2 pon yang mengetahui azabnya musafir itu.

ok, dats the 1st point on musafir is azab.

next, is an answer from a source of knowledge.
ok, so Syeikh Fuad said, memang la musafir ini azab. cuba naik kapal terbang, ingat senang ke nak buang air?
ramai yang tak selesa kalo dalam perjalanan / permusafiran.

3rd is the hands on experience.
well i guess its a hikmah y this post came in late. i posted this after gaining hands on experience on musafir ialah secebis daripada azab.

here's the experience.

macam biasalah, aidiladha. mesti banyak makan.
u name it, daging korban masak lemak, masak sup, masak segala masak, campur mcdonald prosperity burger mantap sedap berasap, campur air coke sejuk yang masyuk, campur air gas Fraser n Neave yang berwarna hijau, campur segala campur dalam perut.
kalau buat chemical equation ni, nak jadi apa tah dlm perut.
yang tau: EXOTHERMIC BEBEH~!

maka, meluap-luaplah reaction yang berlaku secara spontaneous dalam perut ini.
which leads to SAKIT PEROTTTTTTTTT~!

then smlm, i was feeling all the gas n reaction. then it stroke me like THUNDER. (DUM DUM DUM~)
kesakitan toxic2 yang merayu2 untuk di-excrete-kan dari digestive system terlalu menyakitkan.
perjalanan setengah jam dari stwgsa ke cheras di rasakan bagai perjalanan kl-jb.
sungguh perit.
nak melepas? bahaya, dalam kereta.
nak stop? mana ada tempat stop, highway lah~!
maka? rasakan azab siksa yang amat pedih.
sepanjang perjalanan tu, dipikirkan kenapa lah sangat pedih ni.
ni baru sakit perot, belom nak deliver baby cm dlm syllabus bio.
itu blom mati kene langgar lori lagy.
mak oy.

sebaik sahaja sampai ke gate rumah, maka berlarilah saya ke dalam rumah sblom kereta sempat masuk rumah lagi dan menjalankan urusan bisnes yang tertunggak.

sesungguhnya, teori itu amat mudah. ya, kita smua tau sakit perot itu perit. tapi adakah sama orang yang tau kesakitan perot dengan orang yang sedang merasai kesakitan perot? tidak sama sekali.

ya, cakap memang mudah. tetapi lepas terhantuk baru tengadah. bak kata iklan yang bersepah2 di mana2 : cuba dulu, baru tau.
memang betol pon.

maka, terbuktilah bahawa sememangnya permusafiran itu secebis dari azab.
nasib baik Nabi kata secebis, kalau Nabi sebot seketol, or segenggam, or sepersepuluh, macam manalah agaknya rasa sakit perot time musafir ya?

ya, kita boleh berfikir tentang maksud dari hadith Nabi, tapi jangan kita PERSOALKAN hadith Nabi.
buruk padahnya.

pernah seorang ini, mempersoalkan hadith Nabi yang kata:
selepas tidur perlu berwudhuk semula kerana kamu tak tahu ke mana kamu letakkan tangan kamu itu.

maka orang ni dengan berani katakan : Aku tau mana aku letakkan tangan aku sewaktu tdo.

satu hari dia tdo, bangun2, tgk2 tangan dia dah masuk ke dalam lubang dubur sampai ke paras siku.

semoga kisah ini membawa manfaat kepada pembaca.

the law of attraction, optimistic, realistic and pessimistic

2009-10-31T07:17:00.000-07:00

sometimes we might come to think in life, that things just dont happen the way that we want it to be, or the least expected it to be.

then we come to a part where we think that is life, it bites and it hurts. wake up n smell the coffee. this is reality.

while others succeed in life, we rot n dwell in failure.
while others enjoy their time, we fret n swell in our own mischief.

sometimes, its just hard to find a simple explanation on this life issue.

well, some say they have uncovered a secret. which is THE LAW OF ATTRACTION.

based on this law, they say that is why 1% of the world population controls the remaining 99%.

the law states that whatever we think of, we will attract it and tend to create this reality. if we think that we're going to be rich, then we are attracting the reality and it will tend to happen.
same goes the other way around. we think we're going to fail, then we are attracting that reality of failure to us and it will happen.

while i thot this would be just a theory and mayb just superficial, i thot again.
maybe this stuff could just be true enough of an explanation.

Nabi ada bersabda:
al-balaa u muwakkilu bil mantik.
"bala itu diwakilkan dengan perkataan"

from this hadith, Nabi said that anything bad we say will become into reality.
and this applies to anything good that we say.

so does this ring a bell in our heads?

maybe dis serves as an explanation y Islam teaches us to always say good things n prevent from saying bad things?
maybe dis is y Allah suruh kita selalu berdoa n meminta kepadaNya?

so, logically thinking, when we always say " y am i such a moron?" or "y am i such a loser" or stuffs,
well the answer is just within our heads.
we're losers bcoz we kept saying it.
we're losers coz we r losers right from our very thoughts.

what if we have d winners thought n mentality from the start?

people always say:
dari segi psikologi lagi dah kalah, or stuffs like dat.

maybe, dis is just the answer to the causes - and probably the solutions - to every problem there was, is, and going to be...

saya, awak, dan mereka yang menghalang lalu lintas

2009-10-18T08:36:00.000-07:00

its been a while since the last post. well, raya was it? ok lah tu. nampak la sibuk siket.

now, a few things happend since the last post. well, actually banyak, but trying to simplify things.
haha.

ok, so the other day, nuqaba' played the dvd "Man Ana?" (siapa saya)by Habib Ali Al-Jufri during usrah. eventho i've seen it over n over again, still so many have been forgotten. which completely shows that we always need to be reminded.

one of the best part i liked about the talk is the question of existense.

adakah kewujudan kita ini suatu kewujudan yang hakiki ataupun maani?
adakah kewujudan kita ini suatu kewujudan yang pasti atau pon ilusi?
adakah kewujudan kita ini suatu kewajipan atau pon keharusan?

dengan memikirkan persoalan2 ini, kita boleh lihat sebenarnye, bahawa orang2 yang mengetengahkan kepentingan diri sendiri dan mengetepikan kepentingan ramai adalah orang yang tidak menyedari hakikat kewujudan diri sendiri.

sekiranya kewujudan kita ini bukanlah wajib, malah bukan kewujudan yang sebenar2nya, adalah pelih sekiranya kita mementingkan diri sendiri.

sungguh pelik orang yang boleh berkata:

its my right.
i demand it to be given to me.

dan sebagainya.

sungguh pelik.

dan seterusnya, kisah open hse syasya.

well, biasalah kan. biasanya bila kata nak sampai pukul 1, kul 2-3 la sampai.
nasib baik la kata nak sampai pukul 1, kalo kata nak sampai pukul 3, pukul brape plak nak sampai?

pokok ceritanya is about driving.
sungguh lama saya driving dan duduk dlm kereta. mainly becoz tggu org aa.

1 thing dat made me wonder, y do people always block the right lane while they r actually slow pokes?
kenapa byk org yg slow di jalan raya? (slow yang melambatkan perjalanan lalu lintas)

sungguh menghairankan kenapa byk org yg bleh slow2, seolah2 mereka mempunya masa yang sangat banyak untuk di spend atas jalan raya.

sekirnya betol pon banyak masa, tidakkah mereka pernah mendengar kata2 Nabi bahawa " musafir itu ialah secebis daripada azab"?

so kenapa nak mengazab diri lama2 dgn bermusafir di jalan raya?

hmmm, masyarakat zaman skrg sangat memelikkan orang lain.

hmmm, raya ni nak beli baju ape ye?

2009-09-16T20:07:00.000-07:00

ya mmg syawal kembali lagi, bagaikan iklan tora dtg lagi.
setiap kali abesnya ramadhan (walhal ada yg sejak awal ramadhan lagy), ramai yg akan mula terpikir,
baju raya yg bagaimanakah dan berapakah jumlah helaiannya yang aku mahu beli kali ini.

hmmmm, mari pergi ke klcc?
ada byk kedai2 best.
saya nak beli baju kulit beruang 10 kilo kat sana la.
style baru.

eh eh, then nak gi pavilion la.
tempatnya cantik.
dan saya rasa mahu beli tali pinggang belang2 kulit harimau bintang la kat situ.
styleeeeeeeee.
owh nanti pon boleh sempat bergambar2 di tangga pavi tu.
mula2 kita pose macam berok ye.
seterusnya diikuti muka ungka.
dan terakhir kita buat gaya kera.
setelah puas, saya mahu upload cepat2 dan buat satu album di facebook.
add la saya, www.facebook/ungkabergaya.com

hmmm, saya rasa masih tak cukop lagi la baju2 saya ni.
saya mahu beli skarf pulak. ala yg mcm kain serban tu.
saya nak ikat lilit2 di leher, bergaya.
memang mantap kain serban dibuat sedemikian rupa.
sape2 yg mulakan gaya ni, mmg anda sorg yg handal + trendsetter.
smoga Tuhan berikan anda pahala dan ganjaran sehingga hari kiamat kerana menjadi ikutan orang ramai dalam cara2 memakai kain serban di leher, sebagaimana diungkap dalam hadith Nabi yang masyhur.

adoy, macam mana ni ye? saya baru belanja 5 juta ni untuk raya.
kasut berkulit penguin belom beli lagy. nanti lambat ada org pakai sama plak.
susah la cmni, tak bergaya.
takpe, saya mesti teruskan bershopping~!

lepas ni, saya nak beli satu zoo buat pakaian wardrobe saya~!

seronoknya bershopping sempena syawal.

a twist of history and reality

2009-09-16T02:33:00.001-07:00

what is the function of ur face?

2009-09-06T00:33:00.000-07:00

d other day, me adam han bin onn, iski mohamed serta farah as-stylo berborak2 sambil buek kojo kek wispee. haa, ni deh masalah ee. kito ompek oghang ni tongah tension kek magha pasal isu2 kms fly ke mano dan mengapo kami didiskriminasikan.

maleh den nak ngulang masalah tu, tetibo kami tercakap lah pasal GDC. GDC ialah grpahic display calculator. handal bonar bondo tu. ni haa den nak cghito kek sini.

tibo2 adam tanyo kek iski,

" dis calculator can simply plot any function of graph ke? like function x squared y squared or anything?"

" no u have to put it in terms of y", baleh si iski frisky.

"yeah it can plot everything adam", jawab den. den nyambung kato2 :

"it can even plot your face adam. u just have to put in the FUNCTION of ur face in there, then u have ur face in d GDC. so adam, wats d function of ur face?" sambung den.

"wat does dat have to mean? wats d function of my face?" polik adam mikirkan hal ni ee.

conclusion of the story, have we ever thot of wats d function of our face? maybe when we figured it out, we can key it into the GDC and let it plot it out. :D

EE dan kepeningan disebaliknya

2009-08-24T23:26:00.000-07:00

sekarang ialah masa membuat EE. seperti yang byk IB students maklum, byk yg perlu dilakukan. pening kepala.

30 pages research. 4000 words. references. headers n footers. bibligraphy lagy.

wow. n we all need to do it all by the end of semester. such a rush.
n even ToK essay lagy.

while all these seemed so hard for us to do, i'd like to share a mind boggling tale of real people doing the unthinkable, wat more reachable.

well here he is. Sayyid Muhammad Alawi Al-maliki.

to highlight some amazing n mesmerizing features, well:

hafal quran umur 7 taun. kita 7 taun hafal ape ek?
hafal muwatta' imam malik umur 15 taun. muwatta' ni ada belasan jilid, satu setebal campbell or raymond chang.
25 taun ada Ph.D hadith al-azhar, dpt mumtaz. kita 25years medic pon blom abes.

well to write everything about him would take years i guess. so here's d important relevant part with this column, EE.

so kita semua memerlukan around 6 bulan to finish around 30pages of research, EE. tu pon dh penat, dikejar2 oleh cikgu, darah menjadi buruan mereka. dan bila dah due, kebanyakkannya lari menyelamatkan darah masing2.

but for this person, he is capable of writing 150pages thick book in just one night.
malam lepas isya' start, by subuh dah siap.

dats around 5 EE la lebih kurg~

bila nak dipikirkan, susah akal nak menggapai, minda nak memahaminya.
namun, bila seseorang tu mampu, bila Tuhan yang bantu, tak perlu lagy otak bercelaru.

well this page is a tribute to him, in which he passed away in Ramadhan, 2004.
even his death was on 17th ramadhan, nuzul Quran. wat more cn be asked.

for more interesting info, type je kat wikipedia.

or amek je link ni :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Alawi_al-Maliki

well, selamat buat EE~!

ha? apa dia? x dengar la..

2009-07-10T02:04:00.000-07:00

pada suatu ketika dulu, timbulnya issue emission of "concentrated" methane gas / farting / kentot yang mantap dalam kelas md43. (issue ini masih berterusan bagaikan issue global warming) namun orang2 byk hanya mampu menuduh tanpa bukti (ye la kentot tu tak berupa, cuma berbau) dan si kentot (afi selalunya, aku mana PERNAH) perlu meng-cover muka sehabis baik agar identiti tidak terbongkar.

namun, biasalah, courtesy lah sikit. dh bagi souvenier kat orang, mesti lah mengaku. kalau berani la.

issue ini berlaku secara serious pada hujung2 sem lepas, dan masih berterusan dalam kelas md43 kolej mara seremban.

suatu hari, saya tertanya2 dalam hati saya.
"apa agaknye akan terjadi kalau perempuan kentot busuk dan identitinya terbongkar?"

lalu saya mengajukan persoalan ini kepada syazwan.

"weh, cmne aa kalo ade clasmate kita yg girls kentot pastu kantoi aa? SYASYA ke, FARHANA ke..?"

syazwan menjawab:

"hahaha. abes la dow, rosak imej. dah tak comel dah. lagy2 farhana." (ini memang conversation betol, x tipu. maybe ada tokok tambah sikit2)

lalu suatu hari pada sem lepas, kami pergilah ke kelas Syeikh Fuad di masjid negeri. kebiasaannya kami akan belajar kitab Hikam Syeikh Atoillah dan Syamail Muhammadiah karangan imam Termizi.

mungkin aura persoalan kentot ini terlalu kuat dan kental di lubuk sanubari saya. ataupon aura scanning syeikh amat hebat sampai boleh terbaca persoalan kecil saya ini. (kemungkinan besar ialah possibility yg pertamalah)

lalu tiba dalam satu masa dalam kelas itu, beliau (Tuan Syeikh) menceritakan satu kisah zaman dahulu:

"ada seorang wali dulu bernama Hatim al-asam. al-asam ni bermaksud si pekak. orang panggil dia pekak sebab satu masa dulu, ada seorang perempuan datang kat dia untuk bertanya soalan.

tiba2 perempuan tu terkentot kat depan Hatim al-asam. kalau perempuan terkentot dan diketahui orang, MERUPAKAN KEAIBAN bagi perempuan tu. tapi kalau LAKI TERKENTOT, merupakan "KEMULIAAN". (ni syeikh joking aja, tp memang kelakar nak mati aa, smua gelak kaw2 aa kat masjid tu)

lalu reaksi hatim al-asam ialah:

"ha? apa dia makcik? tak dengar la. boleh ulang x?"

hatim ni buat2 pekak,buat2 tak dengar yang makcik td tu terkentot, supaya makcik tu tak terasa malu, dan makcik tu pon tanya lah soalan.

hatim ni sebenarnya tak pekak, tapi selepas kejadian itu, dia buat2 pekak SAMPAI MATI. lepas tu byk yang panggil dia pekak, tu yg nama dia hatim al-asam, hatim si pekak."

selepas mendengar kisah ini, saya amat terharu dan rasa sangat puas hati kerana persoalan saya terjawab (berkaitan kentot2 ni la)

hatim al-asam merupakan seorang wali dan ahli sufi yang abid, mempunyai keilmuan yg sangat tnggi dlm agama.

kalau kita bkk internet, n key in hatim al-asam, boleh jumpa satu perbualan dia tentang 8 pesanan / ilmu penting yang dia dapat dari gurunya.

boleh la ke link bwh ni, kalo nak baca pesanan Hatim Al-Asam.

http://www.jombincang.com/forum/agama/403-imam-hatim-al-asam-adalah-murid-imam-syaqiq-al-bakhi-rhm.html

ps/ seronok aa AFI (bukan AKU) nak kentot lepas ni. :D

jauh perjalanan, luas pemandangan

2009-05-17T08:46:00.000-07:00

last friday (15th may), i had quite a journey across the states of malaysia (padahal seremban kl je).
ini bermula dengan farhana bakri (nama sebenar) mintak teman dia balik naik ktm (ntah kenape, takut kot. dia nak beli burger memalam pon mintak kita teman. oopps terlepas)
ok sambung. so naik la ktm sama2 ngan dia. dia dok dpn tu tdo je. n then hantar msg kutok2 org. padahal kat depan seat je. hish2.

along the way, i saw some spectacular views. i saw a man on a piece of land, bercangkul dan mencangkul. well dat made me think. betapa org bersusah payah untuk mendapatkan rezeki yang halal.
i came across dis words:
barang siapa yang sanggup berdiri dalan kehinaan untuk mendapatkan rezeki yang halal, maka wajib baginya syurga.

wow.

moving on, farhana chow kat serdang. dah la, shuh2. buat semak je.

then i reached kl sentral, after sejam setengah. lamanyeeeeeeee. then i thot:
selalunya kat kl sentral ni leh terjumpa orang2 yang kita kenal.

termakbul plak la doa ni. i saw dis man. he never saw me. not literally.

inilah abang zam :)

as u can see, he's not closing his eyes for saja2. he's blind. well, he's a family fren. quite a story, but i knw him lah. he knows me too.
he's a reflexologist, a guru reflex ppl say, sbb dia dah pangkat mengajar org.
kalo nak rasa reflex kaw2 punya, hulur lah kaki kat abg zam. :)

sambung cerita, i asked him la, abang zam nak gi mana?

saya nak gi cimb, kat satu lorong kiri tu.

then i searched, owh tu lorong kiri tu.

then pimpin lah. n carik2, mana cimb ni.

then abg zam sed, dkt2 dgn maybank, depan lagy.

owh ok2, saya nampak.
then bwk lah gi bank.

then dia buat transaction.
along d way tu byk la jgk borak2.

nampak tak ironinya cerita ini?
sape yang buta, sape yang nampak ni?

abang zam plak yg bg directions kat aku, mcm im d blind one plak. hadoih2.
well one can say dat he's used to being there, true. but the blind, esp abg zam n some like him, have specialties.
they do have some knowldge invisible to the naked eyes.
mcm2 cerita lah penah dgr dr diorg, mostly frm his younger brother, faizul, a blind man too.

n i thot of these too, bagus jgk jd buta. coz along the way, nampak byk melayu yang pelik2. dressing lah, ape lah. kononnye stylo bergaya, sedap dipandang lah. padahal tak cun pon, gemok je. n sorry lah, mulut aku ini agak gatal ble nmpk mcm2. nak je mengutuk. kalo buta dah tak mengutuk la kot? haha. takde la mengharap buta. terpikir je. :)
adoy melayu2.

after dat, i parted wif abg zam at CM, he went to gombak. well, i do hope to see him again. or org2 yg kenal2 n lama dah tak jumpa. :)

owh yea, smlm sabtu kuar gi jj, nak carik barang mega projek. n terjumpa ni.

zac efron doll~!!!!!!!!

haha, lawak seh. mcm pompuan. n look at d price, 90bux~! damn they're making money outta these stuffs. adoi2. who actly buy them ek? darn it.

well, i guess its all for now. haha. open ur eyes, n have a look at the world. d world sgt menarik. :)

kelas pemulihan IQ

2009-04-03T23:29:00.000-07:00

macam biasalah, semalam (jumaat 3hb april) squad tak pandai md43 yang muka2 lazimnya ialah SAYA, SAFWAN DAN SYAZWAN dipanggil menghadap raja segala cikgu science KMS.
namun kali ini ada ahli2 baru yang baru mendaftar. tahniah diucapkan kepada DEEDAT DAN AFI. welcome to the club pemulihan IQ.
ada juga ahli yang khianat kelab, namanye ARIFF BIN ARIFFIN. skrg dia dah mendaftar di KELAB ORANG PANDAI, setelah dapat 59 dlm test genetics bio.
(yang dtg kelas pemulihan IQ ni paling tggi dpt 55, DEEDAT.paling rendah mestilah aku, 48)

so, seperti biasalah, ketua jabatan science ini akan panggil kami untuk date bersama dia pada waktu yg ditetapkan beliau.(yang biasanya waktu favourite tdo, selepas solat jumaat) kami semua bersedia bersama test paper, pen (aku lupa bawak, pinjam kat syazwan lah jwbnye) dan MUKA SERTA TELINGA untuk ditembak.
ps- mulut tak brape penting atas sebab2 yg akan diterangkan.

macam selalu, squad tak pandai akan diberi kelas pemulihan IQ, dan terpaksa melalui proses rehab IQ, menelaah jawapan2 kami yang kebanyakkannya 1/4 atau paling kencang pon 6/10 je bagi soalan subjektif. yeah.
bayangkan cikgu tadika mengajar adik2 berumur 3-4 taun ABC namun adik2 masih tak reti sebut. atau sebab takut dibaham cikgu kerana jawapan kelakar tak masuk topik.
atau bayangkan kanak2 SWATAMU KMS mengajar kanak2 spastik rumah sinar harapan benda2 mengarut dan kanak2 main tembak je nak jawab ape, dan bdk2 swatamu hanya mampu menahan kekelakaran jawapan.

inilah situasi kelas pemulihan IQ bimbingan cikgu rohana.
adoi.

kadang2 sempot perut nak ketawa pon ada mengingatkan kadar IQ kami yg amat rendah, diadun gaya bahasa yang langsung tak pernah cikgu BI ajar mahupon sperti yang tertera dalam syllabus outline bio.
contohnya, jawapan saya berkaitan crossing over of chromosomes. saya mengatakan crossing over berlaku antara different homologous chromosomes, padahal antara homologous chromosomes yg sama.
ataupon SAFWAN yang tak reti2 apa itu gene linkage.
ataupon DEEDAT DAN AFI yang ada masalah dengan menulis idea2 meskipon idea bagai gunung dalam kepala.
atau SYAZWAN yang.... erk... ape ek masalah dia. abaikan lah.

disebalik smua ini, cikgu masih tak tengking kitorg.
pemulihan IQ dijalankan dengan baik di LT3.
boleh la jugak.
barulah saya menyedari bahawa cikgu mempunyai daya tahan dan kesabaran yang amat tinggi, meskipon kami amat sengal dari segi IQ.
(belum kira jawapan2 dan alasan2 spastik bagi menjawab soalan mengapa kami tak perform)

dan kami masih hidup selepas kelas pemulihan IQ ini.
yeah.
ko tgk la arip, ahli kelas pemulihan IQ akan kejar ko nnt.
print siap2 5 borang untuk KELAB ORANG PANDAI.

balls, balls, balls

2009-03-15T06:27:00.000-07:00

yesterday (march 14th) i had a basketball game. it was RAVES against BENCHWARMERS. i played for raves, benchwarmer is a team from seremban. both our teams are new teams, but i guess d benchwarmers are even fresher kot. haha. me n 3 other teammates arrived a lil late, just nice to see they finish off d first quarter, wif haiwei (nama sebenarnya hairil kot) shooting a sharp 3 and posed for it.

so i had my share of d game, playing no more than 2 quarters. d place was in serdang, smart court. just panas macam sauna kot. phewh.

well we won i guess, 100-60+. dalam banyak2 tu aku score 2points je. hahaha.
well now i wanna write some of d things my teammates told me to improve on, so dat i remember. and some of d weaknesses i saw by watching a small portion of d recorded game:

- i have to be much faster. dis i saw from d footage. damn, pump fake macam nak fake kucing je. sape pon tak makan.
- i have to set d game.
- not to be scared. im not scared, maybe just not showing any confidence kot.
-finish d ball. shoot, layups, i guess.
-create sumtin dat can brake d defence. yeah, i guess dis is true.
-move around, don't stand at just one point. so true.

well, next game is next saturday, but kene balik kms lak. xmauuuuuuuuuuu, nak mainnnnnn~!

n now im shifting to football plak. MANUTD vs LIVERPOOL~!
i wanted to watch d game kat maple (mamak place) wif frens, but i guess it was lucky of me dat i didnt kot. haih.

i guess most of d fans knw d results, damn manutd lost 4-1. :(
i was watching at home, dreadfully. sangat sedih juga.

i was shouting n rooting for manutd alone at home, like dis:

"tembak dia, tembak~!!!!!"
mostly when ronaldo amek freekick. n when org ade clear shot. but such misfortune.

well i guess congrats to liverpool, they played well. memang nampak macam nak menang la. ni manutd main cm xnak menang je. haih. dah la home.

nasib baik tak gi luar tgk bola ngan memember. kalo tak mmg muka kene tunjal2 la kalah. 4-1 lak tu. haih2.

chocolate cake, the hands that bake, wonders they make

2009-03-08T09:38:00.000-07:00

suddenly i thot of talking on cakes. yummy. such a nice thing for birthdays kan?

such a nice cake ryte? seems tasty.

ni cake ke apam? macam muffin pon ada.

ok, so d other day d culinary club tried baking a cake. yeah. macam2 recipe ada dlm laptop, so last2 we tried chocolate cake. tikah n mia bought d ingredients n etc.

alryte. so we tried baking. d girls campur sana campur sini. laki pulak mengacau abes mixture tu, tikah kata kena sepekat mungkin, so kitorg mengacau lebih pantas dr mixer. menggunakan garpu. walaweh penat jd mixer. kerja keras 4 org mengacau.

then still x pekat, so tambah lagy tepung. wow. kacau lagy.

then dah ok, masuk oven. in d meanwhile, me n HE cleared all the utensils yang sangat bercoklat. tak elok membazir. so coklat2 tu smua abes dibersihkan..ke dalam perut. yummy. hahahahaha. alhamdulillah.

back to d cake. so lepas cake dah abes masak, cake tu semacam je plak rupanye. tinggi macam gunung. tengok2, macam giant muffin pon ada. (untuk menguatkan daya imaginasi, lihat gambar kedua untuk dapatkan gambaran)
bila di korek dan dimakan, sedap. tapi macam apam pon ada. texture wise la. haha.
adoih.

nak buat cake, ingatkan macam secret recipe la. (rujuk gambar pertama untuk gambaran) tengok2 rupa macam muffin, rasa macam apam. adoih. cake muffin apam. yeah.

ape la ceritanye ni ek. hmmmm. ikut recipe dah ikut dah. telur, coklat, tepung, pengacau yang serba canggih, pe lagy. coklat van houten lagy tu. icing best2 jugak. oven pon mantap.

apsal tak jadi macam secret recipe ek?? :(

then let's think for a moment shall we.

macam mana bahan smua dah sama, oven sama, pembuat pon bagus, but cake kuar lain2 plak?

can dis be an analogical answer to d claims that orang buat, yang mengatakan Nabi Muhammad juga manusia biasa sama macam kita?

kalau kita percaya pada superman, spiderman, serta rakan2 dari marvel dan DC comics,
mengapa kita tidak boleh berfikiran demikian untuk Nabi Muhammad?

memang Nabi berjasad manusia, namun Nabi ni manusia yang sangat istimewa, terlalu istimewa, paling istimewa. jadi kita tak boleh berfikiran bahawa Nabi Muhammad sama je macam mana2 Muhammad yang hidup skrg. kepala hotak anda la kalau anda claim sedemikian.

kita analogi kan Nabi Muhammad sebagai cake secret recipe, dan kita ni cake muffin apam tu. sama ke? mana sedap? mana mahal? mana ternama?
walhal bahan2 asas tu smua sama je, telur tepung coklat n etc.

itu sebab yang chef yang buat cake Nabi tu Allah, manakala cake muffin ni, noob yang buat. mmg la tak sedap. memang la beza langit dan bumi.

so, on this Maulidur Rasul, i dedicate this article and post for the most celebrated, the birthday man, Nabi Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wassalam.
i hope to make you happy with this virtual cake for you, though it may not suit you, for u deserve even better.
:)

selekeh lah haha

2009-03-06T06:23:00.000-08:00

saje2 baca bulletin org td, then ada la plak mende alah ni. haha

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman?
Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pastu lu tido balik....

2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M opp!!! salah EPL laaa

3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

4) Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate?
Answer: Kuda belang....cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

6) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

7) Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong...

8) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus

9) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

10) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

11) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

12) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: Sekretari baik.................. 'Selamat pagi Boss' Sekretari
kurang baik........... 'Dah pagi ni Boss'

13) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...heheheh

14) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur

15) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung

16) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...

17) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok

kuangkuangkuang

intruder.

2009-03-01T07:43:00.000-08:00

syasya sedang menulis di blog jhar. hahahha. jhar ade nama baru, jaym. stands for jay mok. ahhahaha

p/s: jhar. i guna blog u sambil mendengar bella's lullaby. HAHHAHA. padan muka.sorry.

qyna aka munchQYN, sila baca utk kaleidoskop kamu

2009-03-01T06:41:00.000-08:00

Let’s hear a tale without its fairy
Let’s spend some time for a story

This is a typical tale of a race
This is a normal attitude about pace

There’s always waste of space and time
There’s always waste as if its value is just a dime

What more can others say
When more dropped space and chose delay

No use to think and talk
When more have decided to run the clock

It’s just tiring to speak on priority
When most have decided to retain identity

There’s nothing to be proud of
When we’re still here while others took off

There’s no good nor glory
When we’re still way behind the early

Everyone must have heard,
The tale of the early bird

So why are there still so many worms out of range?
Haven’t we taken enough notice of words change?

Don’t bother so much of Israel and Palestine
When we ourselves are so messed up within

Let us think for a sec
What kind of people are we in this pack

Let’s not waste another sec
Coz we’re no where near neck and neck

Come on and move
Shake and bake with the groove.

burger daging double special

2009-02-14T02:05:00.000-08:00

booyah~! burger ramli~!

well, yesterday i had dis baby for dinner. wohoooooo, burger daging double special. malay style. huhu. keseronokan maksima.

double daging. double gemok.
disalut telor kuning yang halus lagy protein.
disirami dan dibanjiri sos bbq serta tomato.
top it off wif vege. yeah.

sangat seronok memakan burger. hidup burger ramly. matilah mcd. haha.

anyways, its been a while since i visited dat stall, near my dad's ofis. i was very touched to see them do business. lets discuss shall we?

nowadays, the global economy meltdown is blundering n devastating everybody. millions have lost jobs. people suffer from them.

but i guess, those who r true n sincere in finding a decent job does get the protection of d alwealthy?

dulu, dis gerai sgt lah kecik. gerai burger, mcm biasalah. just simple2 burger n etc.
workers pon 2org je.
then they grew.

untuk mencari rezki yang halal la.

n they kept goin. dulu xde air, skrg ada satu lagy gerai air. macam2 aa, teh tarik, milo, cm mamak gak aa. soya bean pon ada.

then dah ada seats. tables. to dine in. dulu take away je. makin ramai jugak kat gerai tu. dah ada tshirt sama lagy.

i was really touched when one came to take my order, n he spoke kelantanese. heh. in the middle of kl ada lak ckp kelantan.

it rili shows how far people wud go to get a proper income, walaupon kecik.

then i discovered skrg diorg dah letak tv n siap ada astro tu. huhu.

i remembered shaq, my basketball coach, n also an oldboy of alam shah said,
dat walaupon ko business burger je skalipon, aku bangga dengan ko. sbb ape yang ko buat tu halal. n ko berusaha.

he is absolutely ryte.
who says u cannot business burger je?
start from scratch. then we grow. everybody grows.

ingat nike tu start2 dah ada boutique ke? diorg start niaga dalam bonet keter je la.

ingat apple n microsoft trus ada worldwide corp ke? diorg start build barang diorg dr motel n garage umah je.

ingat Nabi trus kaya ke? Baginda mengembala kambing dulu la. jadi salesman saidatina Khadijah dulu la.
(tapi ini tidak bermakna saya nak kata darjat Nabi mula dari kehinaan. saya nak kata Nabi melalui kesukaran hidup dulu, br senang.)

one thing i'd like to share is what Nabi holds tight.

He said :
as-siqqatu kanzi
translated as :
kepercayaan ialah perbendaharaanku.

maksud? kita sebagai Muslim, harus ada kepercayaan yang amat kuat, percaya kepada siapa? ALLAH.
kerana Nabi kata:
kanzul mukminiina rabbuh.
translated as:
perbendaharaan orang mukmin ialah Tuhannya.

so, in dis global meltdown, n economy slump, should we worry?
should we be down n sad? should we lose hope?

no, sebab apabila kita percaya, ada siqqah, terhadap ALLAH, kenapa kita perlu risau?
apabila Tuhan bank kita, apa nak risau? pergi mati la amerika nak bankrup or ape, sebab Tuhan bank kita.
selagi Tuhan bank kita, risau apa. rezeki di dalam genggaman ALLAH, bukan genggaman amerika or israel.

meh kita tgk balik kat situasi gerai burger tu. dalam2 org kene buang kerja skrg, diorg hidup je. siap berkembang lagy.

yang penting, ikhlas, usaha, n percaya. insyaAllah.

ps/ gerai burger kat setiawangsa, sebelah kedai parts kereta, sederet dengan cimb bank, jss, fotozzoom n etc.
meh dtg.
:)

holiday is over.

2009-01-03T03:14:00.000-08:00

haih sedih gle wehhhhh hols dah abes
hw sepatah haram tak buat
rambut tak potong lagy
adoyyy

janji hanya tinggal perkataan aja
azam hanya tggal kenangan aja
dan cuti berlalu sebegitu saja

haih
mengapa perlu start semula kolej?
haha

tak kisah sgt kot pasal blaja
just hw, assignments, lecture, nags, lari2 pasal taknak rambut kene potong, kejarkan prep,
haih

n here i am, worrying about all this
while all d palestinian are worrying about their life and death
hanging on their last breaths

how ungrateful can i be?
forgive me.
=(

well, hope to see u kms people back in kolej yer.
ps- jgn buat hw pls.
thank u.
=)

titanic yang tak terkaram, kehalusan budi dan kerendahan hati

2008-12-28T09:05:00.000-08:00

today i watched titanic at the star movie channel. well, i watched it once dulu, time tu kat kampung i guess, vcd. well basically dulu titanic famous coz it is one of d pioneer movies dat had nude in it in msia.
maklumlah, time tu muda2 lagy kan, comel2 lagy. ngan sifat ingin tahu yang mendalam. innocence yg suci bersih. campur masih kanak2 lagy, takde la salah sgt tgk kan.

namun skrg dah matang, dicampur kehenseman dan kemachoan yang luar biasa, sudah mampu menganalisis ape yang tidak diri ini fahami pada masa dahulu. yes. mari mengungkap cerita titanic ini melalui mata saya.

jack dawson n rose amende tah.
yeay.

so as most of us know, d movie is about titanic, a cruise ship which is said to be unsinkable. n yet, padan muka i'd like to say, titanic now is d only kapal laut yg karam dat i know, n i cn bet for d same in other's minds.

n then within d ship, d story is about people dat lives wif such hierrarchy (dun care bout d spelling) n sangat la mementing kan kelas.
1st class.
2nd class.
or third?

so wat rili touched me is about these classes, which mostly reminds me of kasta di india, n sistem feudal etc. well lets discuss shall we?

so i guess we can screw 2nd class coz they never seemed important in d movie.

lets move to first.
royalty,
wealthy,
n filthy at heart.
dammit.

they have d best of manners, which makes d third class people look like street rats. well, kinda it seems. kalo kita tgk la, memang molek la peradaban mereka. kelas pertama kan, minda pon kelas pertama i guess?

kelembutan bahasa
kehalusan budi
kebusukan hati.

memang zahir dia semua molek, elok belaka. namun kalau diselam maksud perkataan dan perbuatan diorg, memang semerbak la kebusukan hati diorg. pandang hina kat orang. takabbur. riya'. ape lagy. memang makan la tipu daya dunia. sampai kapal nak karam pon leh naik life boat ikut kelas? a boat for 70 was occupied by 20 je? no wonder ramai mati.

then lets move to third class citizens.

dirty.
rowdy.
lucky.
kerendahan hati.

d third class people are portrayed as such, very care free, very sincere, n very lucky to be on such a ship. yes, they do not have d manners n ethics of royalty n busuk hati, but they stand their ground n sangat merendah diri. shown to be true as a poor class people. n pandai tahan tindasan kaum bangsawan.

well, not all bangsawan tu busuk. ade jgk yang ok, cuma majority lah yg busuk hati.

so let us look, how life treats us. its always like dat. yang kaya menindas, yang miskin mati lemas.

then lets see pasal kapal2 kan. so they said, titanic the unsinkable. now titanic the sunken.

well i guess its d way how Allah tunjuk to people yang ingat bagus abes.

nah, amek kau.
karam lah kau bersama kapal yang dibanggakan
(secara kasarnya i think tu messagenye lah)

then today tahun baru hijrah. so i heard a talk on hijrah. then dis syeikh ahmad darwisy said (maksudnya dalam bm):

apa sahaja yang ade perkaitan dengan Allah tidak akan musnah.
apa sahaja yang tiade perkaitan dengan Allah akan musnah.

so he told the acheh tsunami story as below.

ok, d masjids didnt even suffer a scratch from d tsunami. as most of us THOUGHT we know d reason, it is because rumah Allah, so dipelihara. true, i guess.

up until now, only i know another deeper reason.

syeikh ahmad darwisy said, during d reign of Umar Al-khattab, he sent many sahabat across the world to do dakwah, sebarkan Islam. jihad fi sabilillah. yes, true.

then, ada yang sampai ke kepulauan melayu ini.

and here's d best part. refer back to the picture of d masjids.

kisahnya, tapak masjid yang tak musnah tu, sebenarnye, ialah tapak berlabuhnya kapal sahabat2 yang datang untuk menyebarkan Islam, bawah arahan Umar al-Khattab. sebab tu lah masjid itu tak rosak.

let us think again now shall we?

titanic the unsinkable. sangat dibanggakan. Tuhan balas, karam.

now sahabat2 ada kapal jugak. jangankan nak kata kapal sahabat karam,bekas tapak berlabuh kapal sahabat pon tak karam, in a situation in which tempat2 lain habis hancur musnah.

betapa hebat n berkatnya kapal sahabat2, sampai tapak berlabuh pon terpelihara, 1400 tahun.

titanic? hmph. br berlayar 3 hari dh karam.

so i hope dis story would benefit me n evrybody who's reading this.

memang bagus jadi kaya, berbudi bahasa, tapi apa guna kalau hati itu busuk dan takabbur.
mari kita ingat, takabbur itu sifat Allah. Allah sahaja yang layak untuk takabbur, sebab dia memang layak. kalau kita ambil sifat Tuhan ini, so just ready aje lah.

n then miskin. miskin pon actually xde la elok sgt, coz macam mana nak menegakkan agama kalau miskin? cmner nak haji? cmner nak zakat? cmner sedekah? kalau semua Islam miskin susah juga.

so, to make it easy, dunia memang lah dunia, so kita memang kena kejar. tegakkan agama. kejar dunia.
tapi pesan syeikh abu hassan as-syazuli, dunia itu dalam genggaman tangan, bukan genggaman hati. kita menunggang dunia, bukan dunia menunggang kita.

at the same time, kita kena ade sifat tawadhu'.

just like Nabi kita, kaya, bangsawan, tapi 'ala khuluqil azhim, di atas akhlaq yang mulia.
memiliki kehalusan budi dan kerendahan hati.

happy new year 1430 hijrah peeps.
=)

"yes, ok, boleh~"

2008-12-20T23:57:00.000-08:00

suddenly i just thot about it. haha. in times when we're soo bz, we just dun mind others yg kecik2 ni kan. haha. so i remembered an event which involved me n my youngest bro. huhu. rilu funny.

as d picture above shows, we were in d car lah. such a cute boy kan? (me la, not him.) we were somewhere else, wearing sumtin else as d picture too. so i was bored. i liked to bother adam (him laa).

so, i tried menggigit-ing his chubby fat arms. hahahaha. gempal2. n then dia jerit2. then i said to him:

"nak makan adam boleh?"

dia bising2 la. haha. my mom was just outside d car window, talkin to a friend. asyik gle ah my mom borak2. haha. then dgr adam bsing2. she just suro adam diam, jangan goyang2 kereta. haha.

then adam complained to mommy :

"mommyyyyyyy, firdaus kata nak makan adam~!!!"

my mom replied:

" yes yes, ok, boleh2"

then sambung talking. hahahahahahahaha.

lagy bergegar kereta. hahahahahaha. adam tak puas aty. huhuhuhu.

well, i think when times we're soo bz, we wud just do sumtin simple je so dat we can get back to our things. haha. n i guess i can continue kacau adam. hahahaha.

XD

untuk doctor2, bukan cara IB.

2008-12-17T18:29:00.000-08:00

i have always thot of dis for some time. kita belajar science. but banyaknya cara orang bukan Islam kan. huhu.

so now, kita tgk, doctor Islam membuka langkah bersilatnya pula. huhu.

A young man asked a wise doctor :

Do you have any medicine that removes sin and cures the sickness of the heart?

Then the wise doctor replied and said :

The cure of your sickness are in ten things, these are :

1. take a root of the tree of poverty and some roots of the tree of humility.

2. mix these with the turmeric of repentance in the

3. grindstone of Allah’s pleasure, and then

4. grind the mixture of contentment in Allah’s decree

5. then put the mixture in a bowl of piety

6. pour the water of humiliation over the mixture and

7. boil in with the fire of love

8. then pour the (hot) solution into the cup of gratitude and

9. cool it off with the fan of hope of Allah’s mercy

10. finally drink the medicine with the spoon of praise of Allah

Truly if you follow this prescription, all your sickness will be cured and you will benefit from all the troubles both in this world and the Hereafter.

kalo kita tgk balik sirah kan, actually la, orang2 Islam doctors yang jauh lebih hebat dr sape2 pon.

cuba kita tgk eh some of d examples.

Nabi Muhammad :

one time, they were at war. so a sahabat shielded Rasulullah from being shot by arrows, using his face. then,

ada la sebijik panah sesat, and dat arrow caught him in the eye. terkeluar bijik mata. walawehhhhhh.

then, wat Nabi Muhammad did was, Baginda ludah air liur at the eye and put it back in.

God willing, d eye was better than ever.

after that, kalo sahabat tu sakit mata pon, mata yang diludah Rasulullah tu tak effect. maintain sihat je.

walawehhhhhhhhhhhhh~

in another story, a sahabat was fighting too. in the war, he's hand got rili injured, and it troubled him to fight so badly. d hand was just hanging on a layer of skin. n so, wat he did was, he totally pulled off d hand n had it removed, n continued to fight. (walahhhh~)

after d war, he went to see Nabi Muhammad wif his arm. so, God willing again, Nabi Muhammad sambungkan balik tangan tu together, n it was better than ever.

wahhhhhhhhhh~

Saidina Ali:

one time, ada sahabat jumpa sorg ni, tangan dah kene potong. then d sahabat asked:

"siapa yang potong tangan kamu?"

he replied:

"seorang yang tampan"

"seorang yang alim"

"amirul mukminin"

d sahabat asked again:

"lepas orang tu potong tangan kau, kau masih boleh puji dia?"

n again he replied:

"aku bersyukur sebab dia dah potong tangan aku"

"kalau tak, lagy teruk tangan aku kena di akhirat nnt"

so dis story came to the ears of saidina Ali n he called d guy.

"kalau dia boleh mengampunkan aku, apatah lagi Allah"

so saidina Ali covered d hand with a cloth, n joined d hand back.

n d hand was ok again.

kalo kita tgk betul2 la, kalo la Nabi Muhammad hidup lagy skrg, n saidina Ali, n ulama' lain,

sure tapau ah smua klinik kat dunia ni.

they are d best surgeon n doctors that ever walked d face of d earth.

wat we shud think now is,

y they become such great doctors,

n wat we, doctors to be, should try to follow as well.

=)

bodoh, bangang, but surely not BAHLUL~

2008-12-16T07:16:00.000-08:00

its common in our culture to curse and say others stupid n dimwitted.
biasalah tu kan.

bodoh.
bangang.
n go ahead, say the third B.
bahlul.
kan?

seronok kan cakap benda ni? well, it touches me rilli deeply when i was told of the story. maybe kita seronok ckp orang bahlul, but sebenarnya,d name bahlul has a high position by ALLAH's side.
n kita tak tahu d story behind it kan? well here i'd like to share it.
interesting. =)

Bohlool was born in Kufa and his real name is Wahab bin Amr. Haroun Rashid feared for the safety of his Khalifate and kingdom from the 7th Imam Musa Kazim (A.S.); therefore, he tried to destroy the Imam. Haroun thought of a trick by which he could kill the Holy Imam. He put the blame of rebellion upon the Imam and demanded a judicial decree from the pious people of his time--which included Bohlool. Everyone gave the decree except Bohlool, who opposed the decision. He immediately went to the Imam and informed him of the circumstances, and asked for advice and guidance. Then and there the Imam told him to act insanely.

Because of the situation, Bohlool acted insanely by the Imam's order. By doing this, he was saved from Haroun's punishment. Now, without any fear of danger, and in amusing ways, Bohlool protected himself from tyrannies. He insulted the notorious Khalifa and his courtiers just by talking. Nevertheless, people acknowledged his superior wisdom and excellence. Even today many of his stories are narrated in assemblies and teach the listeners valuable lessons.

bahlul lived during harun al-rashid's time. one time, there was a drought. so they did solat hajat to ask for rain. but after ulama n ulama, their doas were still not granted. so harun al-rashid asked:

"ada lagy ulama lain tak?"

"dah takde dah, yang tinggal bahlul je"

"panggil lah bahlul"

so they called bahlul. and when he came, bahlul tak imam sembahyang pon.

dia just datang and said:

"wa ALLAHi,

turunkan lah hujan"

and rain came down.

and d drought was over.

Bahlul seorang ulama' dahulu, yang hidup dalam keadaan hamba. zuhud. tidak berkehendak terhadap dunia dan kekayaannye.

takda orang peduli pon pasal bahlul, sebab ada cerita kata dia dah gila. tapi ketahuilah,

hanya dengan bersumpah dengan nama ALLAH, ALLAH akan perkenankan doanya.

here i would like to put some of the interesting stories i got from d net. =)

Bohlool With His Friend

One day a friend of Bohlool's took some grains to grind at the mill. After grinding them, he loaded them on his donkey and started home. Near Bohlool's house, his donkey began limping and fell. He called Bohlool and said, " Give me your ass so I can take my bundle home."

Bohlool had taken an oath that he would not give his donkey to anyone, so he said, "I don't have a donkey." But then a donkey's bray was heard.

The man said to Bohlool, "You have a donkey but you said you didn't."

Bohlool replied, "You are a strange and stupid friend. Even though we have been friends for fifty years, you don't listen to me, but you listen to an ass."

Bohlool Criticizes Haroun

One day Bohlool was near Haroun. He said, "O Bohlool! Criticize me."

Bohlool said, "O Haroun! If there is no water in the desert, you are attacked by severe thirst, and near death; what would you give for one gulp of refreshing water?"

"Gold dinars."

"What if the master of the water does not agree to give water for dinars? Then what will you give?"

"I will give half of my kingdom."

"After drinking the water, you get that illness in which you can't urinate. Now what will you give that One Who will cure this illness of yours?"

Haroun answered, " The remaining half of my kingdom."

Bohlool said, "Then don't give importance to this kingdom for it is not worth more than a drink of water. Isn't it proper that you do good with Allah's creations?"

Bohlool's Gift to the Khalifa

One day Haroun Rashid gave Bohlool some money and told him to distribute it amongst the poor and needy.

Bohlool took the money, but a moment later gave it back to the Khalifa, who asked the reason why he did this.

Bohlool said, "I thought a lot, but found no one more dependent and poor than the Khalifa. This is the reason why I returned the money. I see that your guards and officers stand in the shops and whip people, collect tax and revenue, and then pour them all into your treasures. So I thought that you are the most needy person, and gave the money back to you."

there are simply many other stories i cari gali-ed from the net.

feel free to roam here if you want more:

http://www.al-islam.org/gallery/kids/Books/bohlool/

ps/ web ni di tulis oleh shiah.
remember, keluarga Nabi (ahlul bait) itu tak salah
mereka yang terlampau fanatik n extreme yang salah.
still, d stories are still fine i guess.
njoy =)

OH MY GOD edward cullen~! he's soooo hot~!

2008-12-12T04:41:00.000-08:00

my BOTTOM. sungguh kelakar fenomena dalam wayang semalam. (thursday december 14th) so here's my story of it lah. huhu.

twilight.
edward cullen.
hot.
so?

ok, i went to sunway pyramids yesterday. from plan A went to plan B. so dun mind plan A, coz it did not happen.
Plan B was i joined anne (nama main2) and wa (sepatutnya nama sebenar) dan kumpulan kanak2 mereka (cousins n sibs) to sunway pyramid and watch dis movie.

well, i arrived dead early, at 10.30+ i guess. i cudnt believe myself either. anyways, i went to tgv n picked up their tickets for d movie. then i roamed around, like a lost soul, alone (sobs). window shopped alot (menahan diri from buying stuffs). till they eventually arrived, 2hours later. (tercabut kaki)

so then before the movie bwk la diorg pusing2 sikit, tgk2 kedai. malaysian saving sales lah, katanye.
then its off to d movies.

okay, so twilight. byk gle chicks tgk. adoyh. when they introduced d CULLENS, everyone was like owh wow.

then he showed up. (in the movie)

ehem ehem.
introducing...
edward cullen.

and here goes d chicks. (i hope no guys did d same)

aaaaah~! wooooohhhhhh~!

and here goes me.

yeah girls.
go.
fly.
glide to the screen.
suck his blood.
feed.

adoyyy, this is the first time i ever watched a movie in d cinema n then heard girls actually going nuts over a hot guy. i knw la he's hot, but lepak2 dah la. he cnt hear his fans now, not in tgv sunway pyramids. adoy, wats happening to the world nowadays.

n then into the movie n story itself. well, i find the movie quite ok lah. just dat, ok. d story line dat is. vampire, human. love. suck blood. fight vampires.
not much of villains anywhere. suspen je lebih. lawan sket2 je pon dh kalah. tak seronoknye.

then wat i find amusing (and dis irrated anne) was d action of gliding and also piggy-backing bella.
haha. edward was supposed to be super fast ryte. yeah i knw, i cn see d trees move past them rili fast. but edwards feet was like he was on a treadmill. slow mo kot. hahahaha. kaki dia tak laju ponnnnn~ XD

then d gliding. from tree to tree. ok, i get it. but he was like:

look at me, im jacky chan~
gliding slow mo~
no action.
just hands out.
n feet not moving.

i was laughing like hell. hahahaha. n dis also included d scene when edward climbed to the top of the tree.
super fast weh. tp panjat pokok tangan takyah cengkam trees pon. pergh hebat.
haha.

i told wa (sitting beside me) n she was also laughing juga. hahaha. kelakar weh.

anyways, i think d director (or stuntman) shud do some better job of making it look more realistic i guess? haha
n yeah, twilight was hell jiwang movie.
(but i liked edward's ride tho, d new volvo. nice wehhhhhhhh)

then we're off, jalan2. actually teman wa shopping je pon. wa shop mcm sial je. byk gle baba. dah la tgh sales, lg la shopping spree. anne hardly bought anything.
but anne had a nice time making me her doll, pakai scarf, shades, snow cap, hat, ape lagy.
then gelak cm gila. lempang br tau. (ayat je lebih, if ur reading this anne) huhu.

owh yea, we were in nose, wa was searching for heels, then aqasha d actor came in. wif his gf kot.
muka pancit, tak larat. masuk2 je trus duduk kat seats. then kene blah dah, n his face showed dis words within :

nak gerak dah ke?
br je duduk ni wehhh.
haihhhhhh.
patah tulang tongkeng.
(i think those were d words kot)
cuma he kept silent aje.

adoyh. br tau rasa cmner shop wif girls. mcm siot je penat kaki. takde ke kedai jual kaki spare ah? nak kene beli a few pairs lah. coz shop wif girls ni serious memenatkan. n i didnt shop pon. tgk aje. (takde duit)

then makan. i came n anne dah abes makan. (siot monster makan laju) hahahaha. she always simpan her eating action away from me. (awat, cuak kene bahan ke anne? huhu)
n wa plak nafsu je besar, perut takde la besar mana. (wallet besar juga) so she bought yummy steak. n i (taknak membazir) helped her through it. ALHAMDULILLAH. O=)

n lepas tu, balik kot. dengan penuh terpaksanye, dan diorg penuh selambenye ikut to parking lot (hahahahaha), kena lah hantar diorg to shah alam. adoyhhhhh.
nasib baik bg duit tol. kalo tak dah eject jauh2. (hahahahahaha)

still, it was a nice day. tho penat. siot korg fit gle bab2 shopping ni. huhu.

moral of d story:

girls are very expressive creatures when it comes to hot characters in d screen.
girls are very strong legged creatures.
girls are lock n loaded in their pockets.

n guys hanya tgk n say;
yes, nice, amek la.
jom makan
dah? jom balik. (yippeeee)

=)

melodies of life

2008-12-04T06:07:00.000-08:00

dis is a very nice song
haha

try lah dengar
wanna sing along pon bolehhhhh
huhu

XD

Alone for a while I've been searching through the dark
   For traces of the love you left inside my lonely heart
   To weave by picking up the pieces that remain
   Melodies of life--love's lost refrain
   
   Our paths they did cross, though I cannot say just why
   We met, we laughed, we held on fast, and then we said goodbye
   And who'll hear the echoes of stories never told?
   Let them ring out loud till they unfold
   In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me
   Though you're gone, I still believe that you can call out my name
   
  * A voice from the past, joining yours and mine
    Adding up the layers of harmony
    And so it goes, on and on
    Melodies of life,
    To the sky beyond the flying birds--forever and beyond
   
   So far and away, see the bird as it flies by
   Gliding through the shadows of the clouds up in the sky
   I've laid my memories and dreams upon those wings
   Leave them now and see what tomorrow brings
   
   In your dearest memories, do you remember loving me?
   Was it fate that brought us close and now leaves me behind?
   
  * Repeat
   
   If I should leave this lonely world behind
   Your voice will still remember our melody
   Now I know we'll carry on
   Melodies of life
   Come circle round and grow deep in our hearts
   As long as we remember

weyh weyh, whey weyh~

2008-11-28T05:43:00.000-08:00

d other day, amoi (bukan nama sebenar hafizah amadzun) told me dat d ITGS kids told us dat CHOKI-CHOKI is not good for health as it is made from d intestine of cows. well, i've heard of dis matter so many times already and gladly my mom told me d story behind dis actually.

so here's d idea weyh.

d main reason for d statement from d ITGS kids is becoz choki-choki had d ingredient WHEY POWDER in it.

what is whey powder?

whey powder comes from milk, and is a by product in which d coagulation of milk separates them into two : liquid (whey) and solid (curd), in which the curd is later becomes the cheese.

so basically, whey is ok to be eaten, as it is actually milk from goat, cow, buffalo, or sheep.

so kawan2, jangan risau lah nak makan choki2. whey is actually safe. :) since the ITGS kids said it originates from cows.

BUT

there's some slight technical problems nowadays.

in separating the milk to curd and whey, they need enzymes, or acids, to coagulate it. so, they usually use rennet enzyme , or we usually know it as rennin.

so here's d catch. my mom told me dat in large industries, they tend to use dis enzymes.
these enzymes are usually of cow and calf origin.

we might not know how d cow or calf have been slaughtered. is it slaughtered? or is it not?
halal ke haram? baca bismillah ke x?

my mom said when she studied food tech dulu, she knew dat certain industries might use rennin from pig origin.
in which for sure haram lahhhhhhhhhh.

so, now.
we don't really know d status of d food, whether it is halal or not.
whether d enzyme is of which origin.
whether the way of getting the enzyme is ryte or wrong.

halal?
haram?
kita tak tau, but antara halal dan haram
ialah syubhah.

syubhah ialah status antara halal dan haram, so kita tak tau exactly boleh ke tak.
ada 10 keburukan perkara2 syubhah, seperti dalam kitab2 ulama' ada tertulis,
but i remembered 1 badness of syubhah :

gelap hati.

so to just play safe, we must be aware lah. perkara2 syubhah ni. check dulu apa kita makan tu, ingridients dia apa.
check whether ada whey powder or not. coz unsur2 syubhah tu dtg dr situ lah.
coz to produce whey, they need enzyme rennet. and if they use rennet, then dari situlah datang syubhah dia tu.

erm, check on many dairy and chocolate products la.
such as ferrero rocher, mars, snickers etc.
choki2. =P

then kalo rajin do research on it.
coz sometimes they dun use rennet, industries use vegetable rennet, acid, etc.
which are not of mammal origin.
which is OK. =)

so people out there, i hope we will be more aware of what we eat.
coz after all, we are what we eat.

and kalo we eat benda2 haram,
neraka je bleh sucikan daging2 kita nih.
in which neraka tu sangat lah sakit kan.
ouch.

for more info on cheese, rennet, curd and whey, you can go to wikipedia here :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese

then look la for rennet, cheese, ethics n all.
search lah whatever u want pon.

wabillah hi taufiq.
=)

pizza and cheese

2008-11-26T05:17:00.000-08:00

to the malaysians out there, have u been listening to hitz.fm lately, as in today (26th Nov)? in case u did noy, well here's d news. its about these guys.

JJ and Rudy~

ok, its like this. in case u did not hear about it, JJ and Rudy would not be together anymore. what i meant was that they're goin separate ways. it's rudy. Rudy decided that he would try something different for a change. it's not that he's goin to leave hitz.fm, he's changing shifts. he's goin to the afternoon shift for hitz top 30 from 1-3pm ( i think) while JJ stays with the morning crew.Rudy said the shift changes starting next monday (1st Dec).

the thing is, things won't be the same again :( JJ rocks coz he has Rudy. and Rudy rocks coz he has JJ. who's goin to gotcha people in the morning now? cmon mannnnn. adoiiii. JJ said there is goin to be a new person in place of Rudy. but we know :

patah tumbuh hilang berganti
yang diganti tak sama dengan yang pergi

we know dat JJ would still rock the morning crew coz he always does. but try to imagine things this way :

superman and lois lane
imagine no lois lane. who would superman hug then in this scene?

dark knight and boy wonder
if there would be someone to replace robin,
would he be boy WONDER or boy BLUNDER?

Al and Genie
if Al rubbed the lamp, who would come out of the lamp if there's no Genie?
u want iago to come out of the lamp?

they opened slots for callers to voiced out their thoughts on the shift change. and many expressed their grief and sadness. but its Rudy's choice. so we have to support and respect him.

i loved one of the simile one of the callers told JJ and Rudy on how they complimented each other. yeah, i agree. :)

JJ & RUDY,
you guys are like pizza and cheese.
evenly tasty and delightful in separate plates,
but the combo rocks best in the same pan~

anyways, all the best JJ and Rudy. :)

Jay.

swimming in the deep blue ocean

2008-11-25T05:58:00.000-08:00

so today, i've come to a topic on swimming. in the deep blue ocean. swimming is a great activity, it keeps us healthy and all. but there's always danger in d ocean and everything in it can be dangerous.

the ocean is wide and deep.

the ocean is wide. it is also deep. we need knowledge and skills if we are to discover its true value. we need to know how to swim. know how to dive. know how to float. know the weather. know soo many things in between. if we have these skills, we might then come out of the ocean alive.

look at this baby swimming for d dollar bill.

the ocean contains many unknown treasure. there's so many wealth in it. to put it simple, there's piles and piles of dollar bills in it, just waiting to be exploited and grabbed. but in order to do so, we need to be able to survive the ocean itself. coz like i said before, the ocean is deep.

let's take d baby picture as an example. do we rilli think dat the baby can actually survive in the water like dat? can d baby swim? even if the baby got hold of the money, can he actually come out alive? its lucky dat he can reach d money, since the money is not that deep in the ocean yet. wat if the money was already at the bottom of d ocean?

usually the greatest treasures lie at the bottom of the ocean. how can we get there, and get out, alive? such interesting questions ryte?

well, dis is my main point actually.

lautan dunia ini mmg luas,
dan memang banyak khazanah di dalamnya.

namun, lebih luas lagi lautan ilmu Allah.
serta lautan ilmu hadith dan sunnah Rasulullah.

lautan ilmu Allah yang tidak bertepian, tidak ada dasarnya.
tanpa batasan.
serta lautan ilmu Rasullah.
di mana perbandingan ilmu seluruh makhluk kepada ilmu Baginda,
bagai sebutir pasir dan lautan pasir mengelilinginya.

if we wish for the pearls of knowledge that lies at the bottom of the sea,
can we actually survive the bottomless sea of knowledge that Allah owns?
or even the extremely broad knowldge of Nabi Muhammad?

without help, skills, and power,
we'll die.
drown.
lost in d depths of the ocean.

Allah ada berfirman which translates something like this :

berapa ramai yang masuk neraka, kerana Al-Quran itu sendiri.

in another firman which translates sumting like dis :

ingatlah apabila kamu mentafsir al-Quran dengan akal semata-mata, tempat kamu ialah neraka.

so, SITI SYAZWANI FICKRY,
i hope this can asnwer ur question,
what if a person does not want to stick to a mazhab,
n only wishes to use al-Quran n sunnah.

coz d 4 imam of mazhab is like professional divers.
professional swim coaches.
that can survive the deepest darkest depths of the sea of knowledge that Allah owns.
and the sea of knowledge Nabi Muhammad owns.

and they can present to us the greatest pearls our eyes have ever seen.

and we won't die because of the depths.
and still obtain those precious pearls of knowledge.

i hope this small article also answers anybody's confused mind out there.

wabillahi taufiq.

Jay.

semat sungguh issue2 dalam news paper nowadays

2008-11-24T05:25:00.000-08:00

okay today i had 3 free periods, all of d teachers went to mumbai. (seronok wehh) so i spent the first period studying... d news paper. so i happened to read some articles as below. it was in the NST, 24TH NOV. so here are the topics. i guess u might wanna read it. its very.... interesting. (i guess lah)

hey muslims out there, cant u read?

ok, here's d main heat in malaysia today. its about the yoga thing. ok, so fatwa council said so, HARAM. woi semat, its haram. tak reti2 ke? do we really think dat the fatwa council consist of a bunch of birdbrains like us? they are people with knowledge. its their field, islamic studies. they have hujah, dalil, sebab, semua lah. they are more expert in this field than us.
Nabi bersabda maksudnya :

kau lebih mengetahui atas urusan dunia kalian

so, diorg ni mmg expert in this field. so kita yang tak reti sepatah ape ni, jahil pasal agama, ada hati nak question d fatwa? like a baby of an engineer, building toy blocks pon senget, ada hati nak kata his father's building yang senget?

why should we question? and bukannya dis pengharaman ni bertentangan dengan agama. better yet, dis is for our good. some might ask me why. so here's why.
we can compromise with culture, kebudayaan, but we cannot compromise with religion.
for example, kalo benda2 kebudayaan macam makan kuih bulan ke, makan ape ke, dat doesnt involve religion, its ok. islam allows it.

but

kalo benda2 berkaitan agama, no.

as for example, this yoga thing. yoga originates from hindu, having hindu elements. we cannot compromise dat. tanda murtad ada 3 kan : hati, perkataan, dan perbuatan. in this aspect of discussion, we're doing a practice of another religion. no, islam does not allow dis semat.

and getting on to hindu. (ni yang panas nihhhhhhh) i quote from d article above :

datuk vaithilingam said using the word haram in barring Muslims from practicing yoga was uncalled for. he said in a multiracial, multi-religious country, the FATWA COUNCIL SHOUD BE MORE SENSITIVE IN ITS CHOICE OF WORDS.

"instead, they should have used words like unsuitable for Muslims. the word haram could have been avoided"
said dis semat hindu guy, president of hindu sangam.

ya ALLAH~!!!! sumpah panas weh ngan statement ni. dis guy is telling our fatwa council dat we should not use haram? then nak pakai apa, TABOO? cmon lah weh, its our religion, not urs. korg nak yoga ke, ape ke, itu hak korg lah, agama korg. jangan kacau agama org lah.

i speak on dis based on our daily favourite surah lazim, surah al kafirun which translates :

[1]

Katakanlah (wahai Muhammad): “Hai orang-orang kafir!

[2]
“Aku tidak akan menyembah apa yang kamu sembah.
[3]
“Dan kamu tidak mahu menyembah (Allah) yang aku sembah.
[4]
“Dan aku tidak akan beribadat secara kamu beribadat.
[5]
“Dan kamu pula tidak mahu beribadat secara aku beribadat.
[6]
“Bagi kamu ugama kamu, dan bagiku ugamaku”.

adoii. terang2 lagy, sejak dulu lagy, inilah yang ALLAH AJAR to NABI MUHAMMAD, how to answer these kind of people. so MUSLIMS, we have our own faith n guide. so biar je agama lain tu.

still, if people are still ignorant (which usually happens), then biar aje lah.
sebab ALLAH ade kata, which sounds sumting like dis :

kau nak buat ape, buatlah. tapi INGAT. kelak kau akan diperhitungkan.

so still up for yoga? sila2. jangan segan2.

ps/ i want yogi2. kat carrefour slalu ada. sedap seh.. not more than 2 bux plak tu. huhu.
ps/s - yogi2 tu ice cream lahhhhhh.

i hope dis post wud help us muslims. coz i always remembered people saying,

when islam was in a confrontation, wat did u do to help?

so if some1 asked me whether i helped or not, i guess i tried my best.
much apologies.

wabillah hi taufiq.

J.

friends and beyond

2008-11-22T23:37:00.000-08:00

ok, wats life without frens ryte? so here i guess i'd like acknowledge some of them that are very2 close to me. CLOSE doesnt mean dat they're always with me, but always in my heart. dis people have very special values dat is extraordinary, well at least to ME. n they r worth to be called TRUE FRIENDS. and even BEYOND.

ok first up, these TWO MANGKUKs,
ACAP n FARZAN.
as much as i know of these two guys, they are friends and beyond. we played basketball for years n years together. studied and did almost everything together back in ALAM SHAH.
special people.
soo many memories together.

ok, d next BOWL is dis guy, mr ANUAR F.A.T.
studied with him for 4 years in alam shah, n now TERPAKSA menghadap muka dia lagy for 2years in KMS. (ROOMATE PLAK TU)
adoi.
nasib lahhh.

owh, here's another table utensil, ARIP.
met him just as i entered KMS. (rommates jugak)
tak habis2 dgn dragon ball 7 bijik semuanya.

my PAST, PRESENT and FUTURE.
WARRIORS 0307.
soo many hardships, memories, experience.
surely will last forever.
standing in the eyes of d world.

last but
CERTAINLY, SURELY, DEFINITELY NOT D LEAST
AUSSIE.
been a long time since we known each other.
many ups, many downs.
shared soo many experiences.
distance have always bring us apart,
but dat doesnt rili apply to the heart.
XP

and yeah, others out there. we might take time to know each other,
but everyone is special in respective ways.
if u think ur supposed to be in dis column of mine,
do tell me.
i'll put u in serious consideration, since u actually read my blog.
haha.

thanx for ur time reading my blog. do comment. or anything. =)

J.

funny words that actually means alot

2008-11-22T01:25:00.000-08:00

kobe n gasol warming d bench
no challenge i guess?

ok here's d deal. i've been reading comments on nba.com on teams n all.
so yeah lakers have been thrasing ppl around dis days. n they needs a challenge.
as a laker fan, i guess i'll be looking forward to see their game sometime during hols. (cepat la cuti wehhhhhhhhhhh~!)

so here's d article on d rampaging lakers. note some of the funny phrases that actually reflects reality tho. =)

LOS ANGELES -- Attention to the 29 teams in the National Basketball Association that don't have Jack Nicholson sitting courtside at your home games: Can one of you please show up and give the Lakers a game?

Los Angeles is now 10-1 thanks to a 104-90 dismantling of a Nuggets team that was supposedly retooled, revamped and renewed thanks to the addition of Chauncey Billups.

Strange, it looked like the same old Denver team that lost 4-0 to L.A. in the First Round of last year's playoffs to me.

You remember that series, where the Lakers not just swept, but undressed the Nuggets in four games? L.A. averaged 114.75 points in that series, outscoring the Nuggets by an average of 13.25 points per game and giving Denver the title as the only 50-win team ever to exit the playoffs via the help of a broom in the First Round.

Allen Iverson, Marcus Camby and Carmelo Anthony's cornrows are gone from that squad, but the dejected Nuggets team that exited STAPLES Center on Friday looked nothing like the confident, 8-4 group that came in.

The Lakers have a way of doing that to you. Especially when Bryant is scoring 29 points on 12-for-18 shooting without playing a minute in the fourth quarter, Andrew Bynum is putting up 13 points, 13 rebounds and matching a career high with five assists and Trevor Ariza is beating the shotclock with a rainbow three-point heave in the fourth quarter to swell a 14-point lead into a 17-point drubbing.

"We just had a tough night," Billups (15 points, nine assists) said as he addressed the media while his teammate Anthony sat slumped over with his head in his hands for a good 20 minutes in the next locker over. "That team is just a really, really good team. They don't let you do what you want to do. That's what great teams do. They're long, they can play fast, they can play slow. We just had a rough night."

Anthony (5-for-19 shooting, 10 points, three turnovers) had the roughest night of all which Lakers head coach Phil Jackson attributed to his team's focus on the budding star. "[The key was] not giving him opportunities," Jackson said. "Getting a body on him when he has the basketball. Turning him to the baseline. Trying to keep him from the middle."

The Nuggets didn't look anything like the team that came into the game riding a four-game winning streak that included a road victory over the Celtics and was carrying a 7-1 mark with Billups at the point.

They looked more like the Blazers, Clippers or Rockets -- all of whom fell by double digits at the hands of L.A.'s dynamic defense and terrific triangle.

The only blemish on the Lakers' record is that 106-95 loss to Detroit that happened a week ago, but L.A. was able to block that out of its memory almost as soon as the final buzzer sounded, chalking up the outcome to "Detroit just got hot, you can't do anything about that" and pushing forward.

Baron Davis called the Lakers "a machine" earlier in the season and if L.A. was an Apple IIc back when Davis made the comment a couple weeks ago, it's become a Mac PowerBook G4 by now. The first time L.A. played Denver in just its third game of the season, the Lakers needed 14 points from Bryant in the fourth quarter to pull off the road win. On Friday the guys in purple and gold were already up by 21 points heading into the final quarter and thus no Bryant bailout was necessary.

The Lakers' 10-1 start matches the pace that of the record-setting 72-10 Chicago Bulls, who started 1995-96 with the same mark.

"They have a lot of weapons, they have their offensive weapons and they've turned themselves into a pretty good defensive team ... most of the games have been double digits and they're stream rolling the whole league right now," Nuggets coach George Karl said.

After not playing particularly sharp but still flattening the Suns on Thursday, the second night of a back-to-back on Friday was precise domination. The Lakers finished off the Nuggets worse than that turkey in the background of the Sarah Palin interview that has been making the rounds on the Internet.

It only seems to get easier for L.A. The Lakers next nine games against the Nets, Mavericks, Raptors, Pacers, Sixers, Wizards, Bucks and Kings (twice) are against teams with a combined record of 38-64 (.373) and none of them have a record better than .500 as of Nov. 21.

It's feasible that L.A. might not face a worthy adversary in its next 17 games remaining leading up to the highly-anticipated Finals rematch with Boston on Christmas day. Only four teams in that stretch have records above .500: the Suns, who L.A. easily disposed of on Thursday; the Knicks, who completely overhauled their roster today and will probably experience some growing pains finding their chemistry over the next couple weeks; the Hornets, who the Lakers already downed in New Orleans and who don't look as good as they were last season for whatever reason; and the Magic, who split their season series with the Lakers last year but don't have the bench that can match L.A.'s depth.

"We are just excited every time that we step on the floor, ready for the new challenge," Bryant said after the game.

Challenge? Really? Kobe, you guys led by 27 points in the first half on Friday. That's not a challenge, that's a charity.

I propose we get a time machine, go back to 1996 and get shaved Phil Jackson to coach against bearded Phil Jackson, Michael Jordan and the Bulls so that these Lakers can play against an opponent that actually presents a challenge.

Is that too much to ask?

my very first blog entry

2008-11-21T20:52:00.000-08:00

ok ok salam sejahtera ke atas anda semua yang membaca. huhu. well, the first thot of ME, JHAR
having a blog is kinda absurd. well yeah, i agree. and dis also kinda contradicts with my own stand dat i shud rather spend time on homework and studies rather than blogging. yea i know.
STUPID JHAR. but semua itu biasalah, stupidity. huhu.

well i guess i wanted to dis STUPID BLOG OF MINE maybe because of a few factors :

reading other people's blog:
syasya, qyna, dj, and also mislan.
(but i greatly blame SYASYA and QYNA)
HAHAHA.

d media:
thank u RAJA PETRA.
dan lelain lah~

and my ownself lah~ haha.

apsal tetibe font ni taknak turun balik jd biasa weh? siot tol.
anyways, i hope people will enjoy reading my blog nanti.
if ur reading this, then i thank u very much.

jay.